Yes, Ты read it correctly...I'm Письмо what I DO NOT like about them...I thought it would be a refreshing change of pace from all the other Статьи I have written in the past couple of months. These aren't in any particular order...I just numbered them chronologically. Here we go...
**if Ты are easily offended, Ты might want to stop Чтение right here...ok, no turning back now...
Snow White
The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish Ты would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice by any means, but Ты get my drift. And Ты pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.
Cinderella
This one is a tough one, with her being my Избранное Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that Ты put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's молоко as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame Ты for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were Ты to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.
Aurora
Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook или clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, Пение at the вверх of your lungs as if Ты are Пение in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and Ты two can break into song and dance with each other.
Ariel
When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of Ты Ariel. When someone tells Ты to go left, Ты go right. Ты want everything that Ты can't have...like legs. So Ты go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY Ты only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if Ты ask me...but, I am горький and guarded from being hurt by guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.
Belle
Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if Ты are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud оладья, кекс, маффин following Ты around, WHAT is stopping Ты sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!
Jasmine
I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! жасмин has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least жасмин did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for Аладдин she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.
Pocahontas
How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I сказал(-а) stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she Остаться в живых her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.
Mulan
Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and Любовь between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really Любовь her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!
Tiana
I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK Ты God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.
Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!
**if Ты are easily offended, Ты might want to stop Чтение right here...ok, no turning back now...
Snow White
The voice....oh poor Snow White. I wish Ты would have hit puberty at some point during your movie so your voice wouldn't come across so irritating. Not like Jessica Rabbits voice by any means, but Ты get my drift. And Ты pretty much waltz into a strangers house, clean it, and rearrange everything without their approval; that takes balls.
Cinderella
This one is a tough one, with her being my Избранное Princess and all. Oh Cinderella...it irritates the shit out of me that Ты put up with those three bitches. If it were me, I would have poisoned them LONG ago, and even though I am a huge animal lover I probably would've snuck some antifreeze in Lucifer's молоко as well...evil damn cat. I don't blame Ты for up and marrying the Prince without even knowing him...sheesh...how else were Ты to escape that hell hole? But I just wish, for you, that he wasn't such a major douche bag.
Aurora
Oh Aurora...you are so irritatingly perfect! Don't worry about listening to your three "Aunts" about talking to strangers...puh...what do THEY know? They can't even cook или clean the cottage. So, just walk around the forest, Пение at the вверх of your lungs as if Ты are Пение in an opera house, and maybe, JUST maybe, and stranger lurking nearby will hear you, and Ты two can break into song and dance with each other.
Ariel
When I hear the term "rebellious teenager" I immediately think of Ты Ariel. When someone tells Ты to go left, Ты go right. Ты want everything that Ты can't have...like legs. So Ты go behind your Fathers back, put your life on the line all for some BOY Ты only saw once? Thats just freaking nuts if Ты ask me...but, I am горький and guarded from being hurt by guys, so this should not come as a shock. I just can't really relate to her and this decision. I believe in going after your dreams and achieving them, yes...but she didn't even know him! It is romantic in a way, but in real life it's just plain stupid and potentially dangerous...but it IS just a movie, so I'm going to calm down and take a xanax now.
Belle
Poor Belle...stuck in a small town with nothing to do....this I can relate to. I grew up in a town with one redlight. The biggest thing to happen there in the past 50 years was when they built a McDonalds. I got bored, and wanted adventure...so what did I do? I MOVED. Belle, if Ты are SO miserable and sick of a hot muscular stud оладья, кекс, маффин following Ты around, WHAT is stopping Ты sweet pea? Just leave. I did it, and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! I didn't sit around and complain...I made a move!
Jasmine
I thought I felt bad for Belle, but oh my! жасмин has it SO much worse than she does. Stuck in a luxorious palace with servants and valets, and like the coolest pet EVER. Poor little rich girl. At least жасмин did something about her unhappiness...she ran away...but without any money. Not so smart. If it weren't for Аладдин she would have gotten her sweet little hand chopped off.
Pocahontas
How is it that Pocahontas it totally a badass, like jumping off of cliffs, and canoing down waterfalls, before meeting John Smith, and then all of a sudden she's so stiff and serious (haha I сказал(-а) stiff). One look at Smithy and she goes all twitter-pated on us. WTF. It's like she Остаться в живых her entire identity...all because of a hard on. Figures.
Mulan
Who doesn't like a good cross-dressing heroine? It's hard to pin point anything bad about Mulan. The only thing that gets to me is the lack of passion and Любовь between her and Shang. But to his defense, he thought she was a he...but even after he finds out the truth he just leaves her in the snow to die *coughJERKcough*. Wow...he must really Любовь her. Even after she saves China, he still can't tell her how he feels...basically it's Shang that bothers me, not Mulan!
Tiana
I'm all for girl power, but this chick needs a chill pill (or one of my xanax!). It bothers me that she is so freaking uptight. Having a dream and a goal is one thing...but having it consume your entire being? Nah ah. Thank God for Naveen...no, really...THANK Ты God...for giving us that sexy man! He helped her to relax and have some fun, and made all of us swoon over a damn cartoon. Seriously, we all need some therapy for having the hots for a cartoon character. Another thing that bugged me about her is her accent. I'm from the south, and I don't sound near that bad as she does. They over-did that just a bit.
Anyways, hope I didn't piss anyone off. I'll be looking out my window now for torches and pitchforks!
Today that is no longer the case.
Things have changed, and I don’t understand.
Nothing is going as I planned.
In his presence I used to be scared.
I was lonely and I didn’t think he cared.
But now there is something different in his eyes.
He’s letting his guard down, and isn’t wearing a disguise.
His inner beauty is finally shining through.
He is sincere and true.
Now I stand in front of a mirror in a beautiful yellow dress.
I feel a little nervous, I must confess.
I think I have fallen in Любовь with him.
Should I tell him how I feel, and go out on a limb?
Yes, my feelings must be released,
Because this Beauty has fallen in Любовь with a Beast.
I realized before I continued on with Письмо my Disneyville High school story, I needed to put my various students into cliques of some sort. I have one rule only *No Дисней herione/princess can be in the "Meal Girl" area. That's restricted to the triplets (one of whom is called Helene), Driezella and Anastasia, and anyone else I can think of who isn't a Дисней heroine (or isn't a teacher)
Gaston is jock-either football или wresting.
the others?
Snow White* she's the youngest
Belle-nerdy type I think
Ariel-(I need something for her to collect?)
Aurora?
Jasmine?
Louis-rebel
Aladdin-loner?
Gaston is jock-either football или wresting.
the others?
Snow White* she's the youngest
Belle-nerdy type I think
Ariel-(I need something for her to collect?)
Aurora?
Jasmine?
Louis-rebel
Aladdin-loner?