Kid 2: I think were lost.
Fairy G: Ты now say something like that?
Kid 2: Yea.
Fairy G: Why didn't Ты say something sooner?
Kid 2: I don't know.
Kid 1: Эй, old lady, are ya sure ya know where your going?
Fairy G: DON'T CALL ME AN OLD LADY YOU-
Kid 2: *Points at a direction* Эй, LOOK, A GIANT TURTLE!!!
Fairy G and Kid 1: WHERE?
Kid 2: Never mind, it imploded out of nowhere...
Fairy G: How can it implode outta nowhere?
Kid 2: I don't know.
Fairy G: IS THAT ALL Ты CAN SAY BESIDES THE OTHER STUFF Ты HAD сказал(-а) RIGHT NOW?!?!?
Kid 2: *Thinks for a while...* I don't know.
Fairy G: OH MY-
???????: Geez dude, Ты have issues, mental issues. Ты need to go see a doctor или something so he/she could see your brain или something.
Fairy G: GEEZ DUDE! WHY MUST Ты PEOPLE BE SO HARSH? I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO Ты YET!
Kid 1: I didn't say that.
???????: I сказал(-а) it, idiot.
Everyone else: WHAT THE???
???????: Hey, ya now notice me?
Everyone else: Well, yea.
???????: Oh wow, Ты guys suck, literally.
Fairy G: How do we suck literally?
???????: I dunno, ya just do.
Fairy G: Wow, your the one who sucks balls dude.
Kid 1: Who are Ты anyway?
???????: I am the spritual... sprit who is going to help Слэш make Ты feel like shit while in this crappy journey...
Kids: Oh that's nice.
Fairy G: But, why are Ты a turtle?
Turtle: I dunno, blame the creator of this Статья and ask her why I'm a turtle!
Everyone else: Who her?
Turtle: Never mind. I am one of the spirts that uh, take Ты guys to these Болталка tests and if ya pass, good things will happen.
Everyone else: Really? Well, let's do it then! Oh, that sounded wrong on so many levels(Let's 'do it'?).
Turtle: I will assure Ты that these test won't be so easy, are Ты sure your-
Fairy G: Yea yea whatever, just start the goddamn tests already!
Turtle: Man Ты really are annoying, *Sighs* fine, we'll get started then. But once we start there's no turning back...
Everyone else: COME ON ALREADY!
Turtle: Pfft, come with me. I will Показать Ты to the chambers of craziness...
*The gang follow the sprit черепаха into The Chambers of Craziness(At least it's better than The Holes of Hell, right?)...
To be continued(FINALLY!)...
