Rodney: I'm getting a little bit scared right now...
Hella: And? Just keep your body away from me and my stuff!
Rodney: Geez, why must Ты have to be such an ***hole?
Hella: *Stops and turns toward Rodney* What did Ты call me? Ya know, I don't have to be doing this sh!t for Ты ya know, do Ты want me to leave here in this hellhole?
*Shadow spys on them, then lurks away*
Hella: Hey! Are Ты even listening to me?!?!?
Rodney: Oh, um...
Hella: Ты really want me to leave you, don't you? Well fine, so be it.
Rodney: No no, it's just that I thought I saw something lurking behind Ты and stuff and...
Hella: *Turns around* What? *Turns back* Are Ты trying to fool me so could take an easy slip?
Rodney: No I'm not joking, I really did see something...
Hella: Well I didn't see it.
Rodney: Oh...
???????: *Whispers* Pssst. Over here.
Both(R and H): Huh? Who сказал(-а) that?
???????: *Whispers* Shhh, not so loud, или we'll be in trouble!
*They both keep looking around until Hella points at a direction*
Hella: Look, there it is! Some weird floating person is talking to us!
???????: *Whispers* Quickly, come over here now.
Rodney: Told ya I saw something.
Hella: Ah shut up.
*Both walk in a dark room where that floating thing is.*
???????: Эй, guys.
Rodney: Woah, check Ты out. What the hell are Ты suppose to be? Some kind of...
???????: I'm a porqupine sprit, retard.
Rodney: Well I was gonna get to that ya know!
Hella: Why are Ты whispering?
Porqupine: Because, I'm suppose to be some test sprit, ya know?
Both(R + H): No.
Porqupine: Well test sprits are suppose to help Ты throughout these crappy tests here.
Hella: So, why are we whispering?
Porqupine: I was gonna get to that part, sheesh! Anyways, this is suppose to be part of the test where Ты need surpass these deadly obstacles and Ты need to be quiet.
Rodney: *Higher pitch* Why? What happens if we aren't-
*Rumbling noise*
Porqupine: Um, that's why. And keep your mouth shut или else you'll make it worse!
Rodney: *Gulps* Okay...
Hella: Well, if that's how it is, then let's go, 'slowly'.
Others: Right.
*Both start moving quietly*
To be continued in part 27....
