I couldn’t resist. I had a sudden urge to write this article. I don’t know why, because I usually don’t speak about “hotness” in any kind of way. But anyways, I think this Список is awfully similar to my Избранное prince list. I have different reasons for the placements, though, and while Письмо this I actually found out that I do think about hotness of the princes… erm… every day. I just don’t say anything aloud. Just in case if Ты haven’t read my link, please read it first otherwise Ты won’t understand a word I’m saying.

9. Adam
I’ve сказал(-а) this before: I think that Adam is temperamental and passive at the same time. I really didn’t know that was even possible. I’ve also сказал(-а) that I think his Любовь isn’t real. That’s why he’s so low on my list. Plus, he is one of the ugliest princes and since this is a hottest prince article, I felt like I have to think of the princes’ looks, too. No, I do not think he’s ugly. He’s just the ugliest. This wasn’t a surprise for anyone, I know.







8. Aladdin
Yes, I don’t find him hot at all. He’s cute and all and there’s nothing wrong with him. I just don’t think he’s hot. He lies to Jasmine. That’s the main reason why he’s not hot in my opinion. Plus, he is not as handsome as the other princes left. Well… he’s not as handsome as most of the princes left. I actually read somewhere that the animators made him look like a Дисней princess, with his big eyes and everything. So isn’t it just obvious that he’s not hot by looks? Аладдин doesn’t really do anything “hot” nor is he handsome. That’s why he stays on the 8th place.




7. Charming
Ah, Charming. How did he get this far? To be honest I don’t know why I think he’s so “hot”. I mean he’s not hot in my opinion, just hotter than Аладдин and Adam. He really doesn’t do anything for Cinderella. He is passive and kind of lazy (I’ve explained this in my Избранное prince article). I find the fact that he’s romantic very hot. How many guys would actually come and ask Ты to dance with him and sing with Ты too? That’s the reason. Try to deal with it.




6. Naveen
Well this was a hard one, really. But I placed Naveen on the 6th place only because he was such a lazy womanizer at first. That doesn’t impress me. I know that some of the Фаны think that that’s why he’s so hot: he doesn’t even think that he’s a righteous guy. But I’ve explained this earlier, too, I don’t find it hot at all. The fact that he grew as a person so much during the film, that’s why I think he’s hot. Plus, his accent. I totally Любовь it! But it’s not enough to make him go any higher on my list.




5. John Smith
In my opinion John is the 2nd ugliest prince (but he’s not ugly!). Why is he so high on my Список then? That’s because I totally Любовь his personality. I’ve explained it all in my Избранное princes Статья so I’m not going to explain it again. Anyways, he might not have the greatest personality of all time and he is kind of a “my people know how to have the best way-of-life” but that’s only what makes him hotter. Seriously, he is the only one I think is hot and acts that way. But I’m so sorry John, I can’t put Ты any higher. There are just hotter princes than Ты left.




4. Prince
My, my, my Prince. Aww! He’s one super hot guy. A lot of Фаны are right now like “What in the name of…!” Prince is adventurous (I’ve explained this one in my Избранное princes Статья too) and romantic. That’s all I ask and that’s all that I have to say. I’m also going to repeat this as long as you’re going to be sick and tired with it but I Любовь “One Song”. That explains everything there’s to know about Prince. Plus, there’s that kiss. Aww, Prince could Ты be any hotter? I think Ты could not. But you’re just perfect the way Ты are right now. I just think that the other three left are hotter than you.


3. Eric
There was a time when I thought he was the. hottest. Then there was the time when I thought he was the 2nd hottest. Now, he’s my 3rd hottest. Here’s the reason: he’s too sweet, too nice. That’s why I Любовь him to pieces. Why do I think he’s hot then? He’s adventurous (yes, that’s one of the hottest things ever) and nice. He takes care of Ariel, the girl he didn’t even know. Yeah, he might have thought that Ariel was beautiful или something like that but still. Who would actually do that? And he doesn’t just “save” her; he also wants to spend some time with her and wants to make her happy. Maybe he had a crush on her but it is still a hot thing to do. Because he’s nice and kind, he’s this high and this low at the same time. Ironic, yes? Oh, well let’s Переместить on.


2. Shang
Shang, you’re one hot guy! You’re the most handsome. Your personality is awesome. But again I wonder how it is possible that the least romantic prince is this is high on my Список (knowing that romance and being romantic is a big deal for me)? I’m sorry but I don’t have the answer. I know that I think Shang is hot from the moment we first meet him in the army’s tent. That hotness pretty much lasts till the end of the movie. The fact that he’s the only prince without a рубашка is definitely one of the reasons, why I think he’s so hot. He has a great personality and he’s the best looking. I think that’s the reason he’s on the 2nd place.

1. Phillip
Yes, Phillip - my everything - I Любовь Ты <3 Phillip is one hot guy, seriously. But it’s almost a tie between him and Shang. The only reason why I placed him on the 1st place is that I Любовь his personality more. I don’t think Phillip is the best-looking prince. It breaks my heart. But at the same time I’m happy. I’ve explained pretty much everything I have to say about Phillip in the you-know-what article. So this is just a small talk. In case Ты didn’t know it already, I Любовь Phillip, BIG TIME.