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I know I've changed my mind like 84932084932048392048329 times. Okay like 4. I was rounding. But this is the Список I can look at and be satisfied. This is the Список I don't want to change anything around. This is the Список where I'm not constantly questioning myself. This is the Список where I just instinctively put the princesses in their spots instead of overthinking. Get it? It's a good list. So this time, I got to skip the heavy drinking and lab results (...okay, maybe only the latter) and here's my list.
[F] 10. Aurora
*to the tune of link*
Woodchips
Sand
and everything bland
these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little princess
but Дисней forgot to add an extra ingredient to the concotion....chemical complex!
Thus princess Aurora was born!
Using her ultra useless powers,
flora, fauna, and merrywhether
must dedicate their lives to protect this princess
from the forces of evil!
Yeah, so Aurora. Once upon a time she was my Избранное princess; this was when I first watched Sleeping Beauty, about two years ago. I always liked her, she Зачарованные me, blah blah blah. But the еще and еще I watched the movie, the less entranced I was. When I watch a movie for the first time, I'm too absorbed in the movie to really take it in. However, now I just think Aurora prances around, sings, and falls asleep. It's not really Aurora's fault, she just didn't have much of a chance. Now when I watch the movie I'm еще interested in the mop that dances around. I wish that was the Дисней princess instead.
[P] 10. Rapunzel
Her eyes are WAY TOO big, her teeth are weird, only her hair is pretty. She looks 9 but is supposed to be 18. There's no moment where I go "Wow, she looks gorgeous!" like I do with the other princesses.
[F] 9.Tiana
Tiana is diagnosed with what I call "Nakoma syndrome." She has a personality I'm somewhat interested in, but I'd much rather focus on some of the other characters. Tiana has a sidekick's personality but is shoved into the main character spot. I was 10x еще interested in шарлотка, шарлотта than I was Tiana. шарлотка, шарлотта is incredibly unique, Tiana is incredibly predictable. Plus that movie sent mixed messages...your dream can't be complete without a man? I don't get it. If it had a message, it was subtle. I also didn't see Tiana go through any growth. Whatever, she's boring, I still prefer the dancing mop.
[P] 9. Jasmine
She looks like a sexually charged alien. Her eyes are extra-terrestrial and her nose is big. Even as a kid I thought she was unattractive. But I still find her a little prettier than Rapunzel because she has some "wow" moments.
[F]8.Mulan
Um...heh heh heh.
Okay, now to explain Mulan. Like I сказал(-а) in my opening paragraph, I tend to overthink the princesses and then my избранное Список gets jumbled and looks better on paper than in real life. And that's how I am with Mulan. She's smart and brave...aaaaaaand smart and brave...and smart. and brave. And not much else. Her personality is very subtle to me. Does that mean she has no personality? Absolutely not. Let's just say I prefer the "I have a dreeeeeeeeeeeam" princesses more. Мулан is one of those princesses that barely smiles, is sort of mopey all the time, and never just goes wild with having fun. Yeah, she took her father's place in the army, I Любовь her the most in that scene. But she just doesn't have this witty, fun quality that I like. It annoys me that it took her father going into the army for her to get up off her жопа, попка and do something.[yes she wanted to please her parents blah blah blah. I've never felt sympathetic toward people who put their own lives on hold to please their parents.]
[P] 8.Ariel
*sigh* She has some really pretty shots but other than that she's just cute. I only like her hair during "Part of Your World" Other than that, her bangs look stiff and I'm not fond. She has a pretty eye color but her lips can sometimes be too thin and her body anorexic looking. в общем и целом, общая I find her cute, pretty on occasion, with some bad shots.
[F] 7.Belle
Belle is nice. ....yeah. I have no strong feelings about Belle. She's selfless, she's stubborn, she's got great morals but she tends to be a little too victimized. Her personality is really...nice. It's just really uninspiring and unmemorable to me. I think a lot of girls like this idea of changing a man's personality for the better; I don't. He should be a great guy already when I meet him, I shouldn't have to change him. Also I was creeped out by the disappointment in her eyes when he turns human. hat's why none of the men in town satisfied her..... She likes her men thick and wooly.
[P] 7.Aurora
She's plain-pretty, simple as that. Her eyes lack depth, her whole Дизайн lacks it as well. She has pretty hair, I must admit, though her bangs need to decide which direction they're going.
[F] 6.Rapunzel
Ohhh boy. Now this is going to take a lot of explaining. Because Rapunzel is like a Шоколад chip cookie with a few кислый chips mixed in. Overall, I Любовь Rapunzel's personality. She's funny, she's bubbly, she's cute, she's ambitious. But dammit, does this girl ever fit the Дисней Princess mold if their was one. She is the perfect cardboard cutout Дисней princess. If I had to pick a Дисней princess to represent all Дисней princesses, I would pick Rapunzel. Her personality just screams "manufactured by Disney!" She literally is a combination of all the other princesses. She has one quality of all the other princesses, at least, and I don't really see an individual quality of her own.
Disney Princess Requirements: Must have at least one или еще of these to be a Дисней Princess
1. Trapped in a place all your life, yearning to leave. CHECK! (Ariel, Jasmine, Aurora)
2. Пение a song about your dream. CHECK! (Ariel, Belle, Pocahontas...basically all of them)
3. Trying to make your parents happy. CHECK! (Mulan, Tiana)
4. Prince rescues Ты from your dismal life. CHECK!(Pocahontas, Tiana, Aurora, Snow White, Jasmine)
5. Have wonderful hair. CHECK! (...too many to name)
And I could Список PLENTY more.
Because of this, she comes off as the most Mary-Sue to me. This argument gets annoying because I don't think any of the princesses are Mary-Sue. But if there's one that comes close to being a Дисней princess mary-sue, it's Rapunzel. But seriously! I really really like Rapunzel! HONEST!
*stands naked and proud, ready for all the hate. Shields are for wusses.*
[P] 6.Tiana
Tiana is pretty.....I really have nothing else to say. She's naturally pretty but I would have liked to see her dolled up with her hair down или something. Maybe she's Voldemort on the back of her head so she can never let her hair down. Must make intimate moments between her and Naveen
awkward.
[F] 5.Cinderella
Золушка is just lovely. If I could pick to have the personality of any princess, it would be Cinderella. She's so charming and graceful, and I Любовь her gentle but kind personality.I don't like her in the third movie. I actually don't mind a character being weak, as long as she's not generic. In the third one, she was. But in the first movie, I just want to drink her in like warm syrup... O_o
The only reason she's this low is because I just Любовь the others more.
[P] 5.Belle
She can really be very beautiful in some shots. I just stuck Belle in the middle because the problem is we see about 35 different Belles throughout the film. I Любовь her hair and her lips.
[F] 4.Pocahontas
I have absolutely no f#%king clue why I like Pocahontas so much.
[P] 4.Cinderella
Verrrrrry pretty but in a generic way. I hate her hair but she has lovely eyes and face. Her smile is genuinely gorgeous.
[F] 3.Jasmine
This is the part where I start cheating and using things I wrote from my Назад princess article.
Poor Jasmine. Being waited on hand and foot, having beauty so rare people come from miles to see you, and having every luxury someone could want can be REALLY taxing on a girl. At least, that's how жасмин sees it. And I love her for it. Spoiled princesses don't bother me, and жасмин isn't spoiled to me. Imagine being locked in a замок for all your life. Yes, Ты get served on hand and foot. But that enjoyment only lasts for so long. And жасмин never сказал(-а) her life sucked compared to others. All she wanted was a little freedom. ....
Plus she's sassy, and imo, the smartest of the princesses. And she's fun. And her freakish face doesn't take away from how much I Любовь her. I quickly forget about it as soon as I see her sass and how unjudgemental she is, something I think people fail to notice. Aladdin's class isn't even on Jasmine's radar, something unheard of at the time period she's set in. She looks right past that to the genuine guy underneath, and doesn't bat an eye and a poor, poopy street-dwelling, probably hygenically-challenged guy grabbing her hand and leading her to his less impressive abode, hoping for a little under-the-sheets lovin'. Anyway, I really really like жасмин a lot, to put it very uneloquently.
[P] 3.Mulan
Yeah, I'm one of those freaks who has Мулан high. I used to have her low but naturally, she's really pretty. I don't count her look during the army; and it's really not fair to do that anyway. She has really pretty eyes and silky hair. She's very sensual looking.
[F] 2.Snow White
First, ask yourself this...Have Ты ever met anyone like Snow White in real life? Exactly. And that is precisely why I Любовь her. Далее time you're able to have a hit put out on you, and are almost stabbed, and react to this by Пение a song about keeping a positive attitude, Ты may want to check your drink, because Ты were probably roofied. No one in their right mind would recover from an attempted stabbing by Пение about the joys of life. No one except Snow White. Her kick-ass attitude (that's right, I used the adjective "kick-ass" to describe Snow White), and incredible confidence just scream girl-power. Yes, I think Snow White has girl-power. Not in a traditional, i'm-going-to-kick-your-ass sense, but in a nothing's-gonna-get-me-down sort of way. I Любовь that even though she's seperated from her Prince, she doesn't mope and whine like the majority of the other princesses do. She says "fuck it, I can wait, and I'm gonna have a good time while I do, dammit!" I absolutely ADORE this attitude of hers. And anyone who says she's weak gets a быстрый, стремительный, свифт cyber kick in the balls.
[P] 2.Snow White
Same as on my избранное list. Looks like a beautiful фарфор china doll. Gorgeous eyes with long, luscious eyelashes. Pretty lips, amazing smile, and I Любовь her hair.
[F] 1.Ariel
IF Ты READ NONE OF THE ARTICLE, AT LEAST PLEASE READ THIS.
I think it's high time I finally fully explain why I like Ariel so much. She's fun, she's wild, she's free, she's tough. But it's еще than that.
If I do say so myself, I have a lot of good qualities. I'm smart, witty, bold, fun and tough. I have a lot of bad qualities as well. But if there's one thing I lack, it's determination. So many times I have Остаться в живых out on dreams and desires because I'm too scared to go after it. I'm scared of failing and not getting what I wanted. I'm terrified of the let-down.
And this is precisely why I Любовь Ariel.
Ariel sees a dream and goes after it. Ariel sees what she wants, and risks everything and anything she can to get it. She doesn't think about the consequences, she doesn't take her own life into account; she just sees what she wants and goes for it. Sure, some decisions were stupid. But even if she had failed, she could still say that she tried. She could still say she went after her dream with no inhibitions and didn't let anything stop her. She didn't let others' words prevent her from doing what she wanted. And in the end because of risking everything and not letting anything get her down, she got what she wanted, she got her happily ever after. This is a quality I would kill for. It's probably my biggest flaw. I want so badly to just be able to go after what I want without being afraid of failing, disappointing others, disappointing myself. I want the freedom to go after what I want.
[P] 1.Pocahontas
Should be named Pocahotness.
Every single inch of her is stunning. Even though Snow White is second, she looks like Snookie's used pickles Далее to Pocahontas. Pocahontas is a cream dream.
I know I've changed my mind like 84932084932048392048329 times. Okay like 4. I was rounding. But this is the Список I can look at and be satisfied. This is the Список I don't want to change anything around. This is the Список where I'm not constantly questioning myself. This is the Список where I just instinctively put the princesses in their spots instead of overthinking. Get it? It's a good list. So this time, I got to skip the heavy drinking and lab results (...okay, maybe only the latter) and here's my list.
[F] 10. Aurora
*to the tune of link*
Woodchips
Sand
and everything bland
these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little princess
but Дисней forgot to add an extra ingredient to the concotion....chemical complex!
Thus princess Aurora was born!
Using her ultra useless powers,
flora, fauna, and merrywhether
must dedicate their lives to protect this princess
from the forces of evil!
Yeah, so Aurora. Once upon a time she was my Избранное princess; this was when I first watched Sleeping Beauty, about two years ago. I always liked her, she Зачарованные me, blah blah blah. But the еще and еще I watched the movie, the less entranced I was. When I watch a movie for the first time, I'm too absorbed in the movie to really take it in. However, now I just think Aurora prances around, sings, and falls asleep. It's not really Aurora's fault, she just didn't have much of a chance. Now when I watch the movie I'm еще interested in the mop that dances around. I wish that was the Дисней princess instead.
[P] 10. Rapunzel
Her eyes are WAY TOO big, her teeth are weird, only her hair is pretty. She looks 9 but is supposed to be 18. There's no moment where I go "Wow, she looks gorgeous!" like I do with the other princesses.
[F] 9.Tiana
Tiana is diagnosed with what I call "Nakoma syndrome." She has a personality I'm somewhat interested in, but I'd much rather focus on some of the other characters. Tiana has a sidekick's personality but is shoved into the main character spot. I was 10x еще interested in шарлотка, шарлотта than I was Tiana. шарлотка, шарлотта is incredibly unique, Tiana is incredibly predictable. Plus that movie sent mixed messages...your dream can't be complete without a man? I don't get it. If it had a message, it was subtle. I also didn't see Tiana go through any growth. Whatever, she's boring, I still prefer the dancing mop.
[P] 9. Jasmine
She looks like a sexually charged alien. Her eyes are extra-terrestrial and her nose is big. Even as a kid I thought she was unattractive. But I still find her a little prettier than Rapunzel because she has some "wow" moments.
[F]8.Mulan
Um...heh heh heh.
Okay, now to explain Mulan. Like I сказал(-а) in my opening paragraph, I tend to overthink the princesses and then my избранное Список gets jumbled and looks better on paper than in real life. And that's how I am with Mulan. She's smart and brave...aaaaaaand smart and brave...and smart. and brave. And not much else. Her personality is very subtle to me. Does that mean she has no personality? Absolutely not. Let's just say I prefer the "I have a dreeeeeeeeeeeam" princesses more. Мулан is one of those princesses that barely smiles, is sort of mopey all the time, and never just goes wild with having fun. Yeah, she took her father's place in the army, I Любовь her the most in that scene. But she just doesn't have this witty, fun quality that I like. It annoys me that it took her father going into the army for her to get up off her жопа, попка and do something.[yes she wanted to please her parents blah blah blah. I've never felt sympathetic toward people who put their own lives on hold to please their parents.]
[P] 8.Ariel
*sigh* She has some really pretty shots but other than that she's just cute. I only like her hair during "Part of Your World" Other than that, her bangs look stiff and I'm not fond. She has a pretty eye color but her lips can sometimes be too thin and her body anorexic looking. в общем и целом, общая I find her cute, pretty on occasion, with some bad shots.
[F] 7.Belle
Belle is nice. ....yeah. I have no strong feelings about Belle. She's selfless, she's stubborn, she's got great morals but she tends to be a little too victimized. Her personality is really...nice. It's just really uninspiring and unmemorable to me. I think a lot of girls like this idea of changing a man's personality for the better; I don't. He should be a great guy already when I meet him, I shouldn't have to change him. Also I was creeped out by the disappointment in her eyes when he turns human. hat's why none of the men in town satisfied her..... She likes her men thick and wooly.
[P] 7.Aurora
She's plain-pretty, simple as that. Her eyes lack depth, her whole Дизайн lacks it as well. She has pretty hair, I must admit, though her bangs need to decide which direction they're going.
[F] 6.Rapunzel
Ohhh boy. Now this is going to take a lot of explaining. Because Rapunzel is like a Шоколад chip cookie with a few кислый chips mixed in. Overall, I Любовь Rapunzel's personality. She's funny, she's bubbly, she's cute, she's ambitious. But dammit, does this girl ever fit the Дисней Princess mold if their was one. She is the perfect cardboard cutout Дисней princess. If I had to pick a Дисней princess to represent all Дисней princesses, I would pick Rapunzel. Her personality just screams "manufactured by Disney!" She literally is a combination of all the other princesses. She has one quality of all the other princesses, at least, and I don't really see an individual quality of her own.
Disney Princess Requirements: Must have at least one или еще of these to be a Дисней Princess
1. Trapped in a place all your life, yearning to leave. CHECK! (Ariel, Jasmine, Aurora)
2. Пение a song about your dream. CHECK! (Ariel, Belle, Pocahontas...basically all of them)
3. Trying to make your parents happy. CHECK! (Mulan, Tiana)
4. Prince rescues Ты from your dismal life. CHECK!(Pocahontas, Tiana, Aurora, Snow White, Jasmine)
5. Have wonderful hair. CHECK! (...too many to name)
And I could Список PLENTY more.
Because of this, she comes off as the most Mary-Sue to me. This argument gets annoying because I don't think any of the princesses are Mary-Sue. But if there's one that comes close to being a Дисней princess mary-sue, it's Rapunzel. But seriously! I really really like Rapunzel! HONEST!
*stands naked and proud, ready for all the hate. Shields are for wusses.*
[P] 6.Tiana
Tiana is pretty.....I really have nothing else to say. She's naturally pretty but I would have liked to see her dolled up with her hair down или something. Maybe she's Voldemort on the back of her head so she can never let her hair down. Must make intimate moments between her and Naveen
awkward.
[F] 5.Cinderella
Золушка is just lovely. If I could pick to have the personality of any princess, it would be Cinderella. She's so charming and graceful, and I Любовь her gentle but kind personality.I don't like her in the third movie. I actually don't mind a character being weak, as long as she's not generic. In the third one, she was. But in the first movie, I just want to drink her in like warm syrup... O_o
The only reason she's this low is because I just Любовь the others more.
[P] 5.Belle
She can really be very beautiful in some shots. I just stuck Belle in the middle because the problem is we see about 35 different Belles throughout the film. I Любовь her hair and her lips.
[F] 4.Pocahontas
I have absolutely no f#%king clue why I like Pocahontas so much.
[P] 4.Cinderella
Verrrrrry pretty but in a generic way. I hate her hair but she has lovely eyes and face. Her smile is genuinely gorgeous.
[F] 3.Jasmine
This is the part where I start cheating and using things I wrote from my Назад princess article.
Poor Jasmine. Being waited on hand and foot, having beauty so rare people come from miles to see you, and having every luxury someone could want can be REALLY taxing on a girl. At least, that's how жасмин sees it. And I love her for it. Spoiled princesses don't bother me, and жасмин isn't spoiled to me. Imagine being locked in a замок for all your life. Yes, Ты get served on hand and foot. But that enjoyment only lasts for so long. And жасмин never сказал(-а) her life sucked compared to others. All she wanted was a little freedom. ....
Plus she's sassy, and imo, the smartest of the princesses. And she's fun. And her freakish face doesn't take away from how much I Любовь her. I quickly forget about it as soon as I see her sass and how unjudgemental she is, something I think people fail to notice. Aladdin's class isn't even on Jasmine's radar, something unheard of at the time period she's set in. She looks right past that to the genuine guy underneath, and doesn't bat an eye and a poor, poopy street-dwelling, probably hygenically-challenged guy grabbing her hand and leading her to his less impressive abode, hoping for a little under-the-sheets lovin'. Anyway, I really really like жасмин a lot, to put it very uneloquently.
[P] 3.Mulan
Yeah, I'm one of those freaks who has Мулан high. I used to have her low but naturally, she's really pretty. I don't count her look during the army; and it's really not fair to do that anyway. She has really pretty eyes and silky hair. She's very sensual looking.
[F] 2.Snow White
First, ask yourself this...Have Ты ever met anyone like Snow White in real life? Exactly. And that is precisely why I Любовь her. Далее time you're able to have a hit put out on you, and are almost stabbed, and react to this by Пение a song about keeping a positive attitude, Ты may want to check your drink, because Ты were probably roofied. No one in their right mind would recover from an attempted stabbing by Пение about the joys of life. No one except Snow White. Her kick-ass attitude (that's right, I used the adjective "kick-ass" to describe Snow White), and incredible confidence just scream girl-power. Yes, I think Snow White has girl-power. Not in a traditional, i'm-going-to-kick-your-ass sense, but in a nothing's-gonna-get-me-down sort of way. I Любовь that even though she's seperated from her Prince, she doesn't mope and whine like the majority of the other princesses do. She says "fuck it, I can wait, and I'm gonna have a good time while I do, dammit!" I absolutely ADORE this attitude of hers. And anyone who says she's weak gets a быстрый, стремительный, свифт cyber kick in the balls.
[P] 2.Snow White
Same as on my избранное list. Looks like a beautiful фарфор china doll. Gorgeous eyes with long, luscious eyelashes. Pretty lips, amazing smile, and I Любовь her hair.
[F] 1.Ariel
IF Ты READ NONE OF THE ARTICLE, AT LEAST PLEASE READ THIS.
I think it's high time I finally fully explain why I like Ariel so much. She's fun, she's wild, she's free, she's tough. But it's еще than that.
If I do say so myself, I have a lot of good qualities. I'm smart, witty, bold, fun and tough. I have a lot of bad qualities as well. But if there's one thing I lack, it's determination. So many times I have Остаться в живых out on dreams and desires because I'm too scared to go after it. I'm scared of failing and not getting what I wanted. I'm terrified of the let-down.
And this is precisely why I Любовь Ariel.
Ariel sees a dream and goes after it. Ariel sees what she wants, and risks everything and anything she can to get it. She doesn't think about the consequences, she doesn't take her own life into account; she just sees what she wants and goes for it. Sure, some decisions were stupid. But even if she had failed, she could still say that she tried. She could still say she went after her dream with no inhibitions and didn't let anything stop her. She didn't let others' words prevent her from doing what she wanted. And in the end because of risking everything and not letting anything get her down, she got what she wanted, she got her happily ever after. This is a quality I would kill for. It's probably my biggest flaw. I want so badly to just be able to go after what I want without being afraid of failing, disappointing others, disappointing myself. I want the freedom to go after what I want.
[P] 1.Pocahontas
Should be named Pocahotness.
Every single inch of her is stunning. Even though Snow White is second, she looks like Snookie's used pickles Далее to Pocahontas. Pocahontas is a cream dream.
This is what I think Merida's princess Список would be if she were Фан of Дисней Princesses. We will never know for certain what Merida's princess Список would be, but we can make general assumptions. I think while some of Ты may not agree with every placement, the general ranking of who would be at the bottom, middle , and вверх of her Список will be the same in all of our opinions:) Thanks to wavesurf for helping me out!
10. Aurora
Predictably, Merida wouldn't have a taste for the classic princesses. Aurora would likely be in last place. Merida's main gripe against Aurora would be that she let...
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10. Aurora
Predictably, Merida wouldn't have a taste for the classic princesses. Aurora would likely be in last place. Merida's main gripe against Aurora would be that she let...
Ты can call this an Статья to defend the princesses. Not only Classic DPs, other princesses probably get a lot of hate on any false statement. Those misconceptions which people tend to hate some DPs about, aren’t entirely true btw.
Snow White – Backboneless
Umm, some people do say this at times. Just because she was in distress and was rescued by a man, doesn’t mean she’s backboneless. Okay, Фаны might blame her for overacting and being afraid of some trees, but that isn’t timid. Some people have a mental disorder called Nyctohylophobia, that is the fear of trees. So, facing...
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Snow White – Backboneless
Umm, some people do say this at times. Just because she was in distress and was rescued by a man, doesn’t mean she’s backboneless. Okay, Фаны might blame her for overacting and being afraid of some trees, but that isn’t timid. Some people have a mental disorder called Nyctohylophobia, that is the fear of trees. So, facing...
by: Sparklefairy375
It's been 4 years since I last made a princess Список and I feel that it needs an update. Unlike my earlier duration on Fanpop where I could never keep my Список constant, my Список has stayed pretty much consistent over time since my original departure. It's difficult for me to make Избранное princess lists, not because of being so negatively opinionated, but actually because I genuinely like all of the princesses.
11. Rapunzel
Rapunzel has a quality I find frustrating and regrettably common in modern heroines- she's endearingly quirky. It irks me because I think there is a societal...
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11. Rapunzel
The Pisces
Rapunzel has a quality I find frustrating and regrettably common in modern heroines- she's endearingly quirky. It irks me because I think there is a societal...
I actually got this idea from disnerdtobe, who got this idea from anukriti, and I actually want to do the same, since I have a lot of princesses I relate to. That being said, this will be very hard, but keep in mind, these are princesses I myself relate to. It is also set up a little differently than disnerdtobe's
Not Relatable
Making up a majority of this part of the Список are Golden Era princesses. I think they were relatable to the girls in their time period which I think is why I personally don't relate to them. That isn't to say that there aren't people who relate to these princesses-...
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Not Relatable
Making up a majority of this part of the Список are Golden Era princesses. I think they were relatable to the girls in their time period which I think is why I personally don't relate to them. That isn't to say that there aren't people who relate to these princesses-...
Disney love songs.
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