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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your Далее target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held by Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. сказал(-а) Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. сказал(-а) Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. сказал(-а) Hitler My fuhrer, Ты shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and Друзья go to Muscetong River

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are Ты planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to Ты and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. сказал(-а) Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. сказал(-а) Hitler I think Ты should find some рыба for me while you're at it. сказал(-а) Krebs Fine. I'll find some рыба for you. сказал(-а) Hitler My fuhrer, i object to Ты proving this thing's existence. сказал(-а) Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought Ты were in favor of this plan! сказал(-а) Hitler I'm not. Because i believe Ты won't find this creature. сказал(-а) Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! сказал(-а) Hitler (An час later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! сказал(-а) Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your Далее target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. сказал(-а) Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. сказал(-а) Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's сказал(-а) to be present. сказал(-а) Steiner Fine. We'll go there. сказал(-а) Hitler My furher, Ты shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are Ты going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner сказал(-а) I can find it on a couple different web sites. сказал(-а) Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are Ты sure Ты wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard или not. сказал(-а) Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to Ты playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! сказал(-а) Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! сказал(-а) Hitler This Музыка is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. сказал(-а) Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. сказал(-а) Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. сказал(-а) Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. сказал(-а) Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure Ты have a hat to wear has to be one of them! сказал(-а) Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. сказал(-а) Jodl And Ты should of! This is why none of Ты come prepared for these kind of situations! сказал(-а) Hitler Let's not get upset and...