The пингвин who loved me opening

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ITS IN POLISH BUT SO COOL! ITS ONLY LIKE 10 SECS BUT SO COOL!

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posted by Ninjaorca

It all started when I was nine when I Остаться в живых my mother.I was with my pal Teresa just before this happend,suddenly the water was rising finally I heard the yealping of my Mom I couldn't медведь to just watch this moment I лебедь up to the surface.The кит hunters were after me all I heard was"Sweatie go on w-''just before she finished the last sentince one of the sailor screamed"Get that little Ninja!''
From that день on I was named Ninja.
I also got adopted by stupid humans who put me with this very annoying Walrus named Walra now Ты humans prepare to be meet a Walra invasion.
MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!

Signed,Ninja

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I will never forget what I lost.

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon или later, something happened. This is how I Остаться в живых my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, Ты retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This дельфин is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do Ты know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...