The Scarecrow
Freakoutnow: An answer. I really don't get it... Are Ты scared of Bats или Birds?
Crane: I'd rather not tell Ты that.
Freakoutnow: Please?
Crane: Why would Ты care?
Freakoutnow: Well Ты see, I've always had this... Fascination in fear. Not the normal fears like being afraid of not leaving anything behind for your kids, but the phobias. The fears that impel people to do... Crane? You've gone quiet all of a sudden.
Crane: Hm? No I'm just listening.
Freakoutnow: Well, I've figured out that fear is power. But power is not fear. And... And would Ты please stop gawking at me like that?
Crane: Oh no please, continue...
Freakoutnow: Forget it. Do Ты like this place?
Crane: *Smile turns to frown* The Arkham? No, not really. This is just the only place I prefer to be in this wretched hell-hole.
Freakoutnow: This is your old office then?
Crane: Yes, for years. You've been here a few times before.
Freakoutnow: *Laughs* Yeah, last time Ты hung me from that ceiling fan. Why doesn't anyone come here anymore?
Crane: It was blocked off because of all the remains of Fear Gas floating around. I'm surprised Ты haven't been affected yet... Or, или have you?
Freakoutnow: Well... That does explain the reappearing clown faces.
Crane: *In shock* Ты have Coulrophobia?
Freakoutnow: Mildly.
Crane: Interesting. *Mimics Glasgow smile*
Freakoutnow: That's not funny Ты know.
Crane: It's not meant to be. It's meant to be scary.
Freakoutnow: I don't really find Ты very intimidating. You're scary with a ворона bar but on your own you're just, just, just you.
Crane: Just... Me. *Sighs*
Freakoutnow: Ты never answered my question... Fear of Bats или Birds?
Crane: I'll tell you, but the tape goes off.
Freakoutnow: Fine.
*iPhone BEEP*
Crane: So Ты see, it's quite expected.
Freakoutnow: Yes I do see. I've always disliked The Bat but I never knew...
Crane: I hate him.
Freakoutnow: And I'm starting to.
Crane: Ты know, it's nice to talk to someone with the same interests. It makes me feel normal.
Freakoutnow: Ты are normal. Unique. We all are.
Crane: *Smiling* I like you. You're nice. Ты can stay.
Freakoutnow: That'll be the last session then?
Crane: Yes, but these talks with Ты won't end, will they?
Freakoutnow: No, no they won't.
*iPhone BEEP*
"He's nice to anyone who's nice to him. If Ты don't try to hurt him, he's all hugs and smiles . ❤ Ты can't straight-out attack, Ты have to talk him out of his crazy"- Karajorel
