Ed, Edd and Eddy Article: EENE On Jerry Springer

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Jerry Springer: Hi,I'm Jerry Springer And Our Topic Tonight Is, My Friend's Scams Are Terrible And I'm Not Gonna Put Up With It Anymore! Okay, Let's Bring Out Double-D!
(Audience Cheers)
Edd: Thank You!
Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy!
(Audience Cheers)
Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway!
Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed!
(Audience Cheers)
Ed:Buttered Toast!
Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That Ты Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will Ты Tell Us Why?
Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every Time! And He Leaves ME To Do ALL The Hard Work, Ты Know,With The Inventions And All? Well, While I'M Working my Head Off, HE Just Sits On His Lazy Butt,T hinking I'M Gonna Do The Scam For Him! And Sure, All my Inventions Work Out Great,Until Ed или Eddy Decides To Toy With It, And Then There's The Usual Meltdown! And Not Only That, But The Violence And Messes Are In This Job! I've Gotten scars, Scrapes, Bruises, Nearly Drowned In A Mud Pile, And When It's Done, Eddy Thinks It's All MY Fault And He Never Gives Me Any Credit! Now If He Doesn't Shape Up, I'm Not Helping Him With His Scams Anymore! WHEW! Thanks,Jerry, That One's Been Bottled Up A LONG Time!
Eddy: NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE! If Ты Hate My Scams So Much, How Come Ты Didn't Quit Long Ago?
Edd: Because You're My Best Friend, And I Didn't Wanna Let Ты Down.
Audience:Awwww.....
Eddy: OH,SHUT UP!
Edd: Eddy,That Was Mean!
Eddy: Ты Wanna Piece Of Me,MOM????
Edd: Oh,THAT'S IT! YOUR'E GONNA GET THE BEATING OF YOURE LIFE Ты (beep)!!!!
Edd And Eddy Start Fighting And Cussing While The Audience Cheers And The Guards Try To Calm Them Down. Eddy Settles Down But Double-D Was SO Mad At Eddy,The Only Way To Calm Him Down Was To Tie Him To His Chair.
Ed: Gravy!
Just Then Ed Dived Into The Camera For No Reason, and It All Goes Black.
~ THE END! ~~~

Anthem for the Eds 2000 {Part 1}

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персик Creek High had stood deserted for the last three months. But this particular morning, the parking lot was filled and the courtyard alive with teenagers moving in and out of the building. It was the first день of the 1999-2000 school year.

Among all the cars moving about was a rusty 83 Datsun, which speed in front of the school into the parking lot, giving an earsplitting squeal of burning rubber as the car stopped rapidly in a parking space. The two doors opened, and one by one, emerged Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

Ed had been driving the car, and he grinned when he realized his parking accuracy....

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4th Eds a Charm

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It was a beautiful morning in the cul-de-sac. The sun shone brightly and the birds sang melodically; a perfect день to spend outdoors. But not everyone was interested in enjoying the weather.
"Messy, messy, messy!" Edd was kneeling in his bathtub, scrubbing at a spot of who-knows-what with a small sponge. He stared at the sponge, then the stain, and sighed exasperatingly. "Why is it so difficult to keep things clean?"
But before Edd could return to his meticulous cleaning, the bathroom door burst open and Ed and Eddy literally tumbled into the room.
"Whatcha doin', Double D?" Eddy asked, examining...

>>> A Болталка Visit Leads To Любовь <<<

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It Was A Sunny Summer день In The Cul-De-Sac,And The Eds Were Cooking Up A Hot New Scam.But,They Were Having A Bit Of Trouble...

Eddy:WHY Is It So HARD To Think Up A Scam????

Edd:Beats Me,Eddy.

Ed:Nope.Can't Think Of A Word. Hey,Who's That?

The Eds Looked Up To See A Girl (How'd Ты Guess?)With Shoulder Length Red Hair,Wearing A White Tank вверх With The British Flag On It,And Blue Jeans.She Wore White Sneakers,Had Gray-Blue Eyes,And A Few Freckles.She Also Wore Glasses With White Frames.She Walked Up To The Eds.

Girl:Hi! Who Are Ты Three?

Ed:I Am Ed!

Edd:I'm Edd,With Two D's,So Ты Can Call Me Double-D...

Edonalds

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One day, the Eds had their fannies plopped on the couch. They were desperately surfing the channels when they saw a McDonalds commercial.

Announcer: "You're going to Любовь our managers special here at McDonalds. We sell a сэндвич, бутерброд with a large drink and fries for $1.99. So grab your keys and head to McDonalds right now."

Voice: (singing)"At McDonalds, we Любовь to see Ты smile!"

Eddy turned the TV off with a smile on his face.

Eddy: "Hey! How about we open a fast Еда restaurant!"

Edd: "That's a great idea!"

Ed: "My dad traveled to Kansas City on a mutated bug!"

Eddy: "Shut up Ed. Anyway, we'll call...

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>>> The Symphony Reincarnation 2 <<<

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They Raced Edd To The Hospital,And The Nurse Stopped Them From Entering The Room They Took Edd In.

Nurse:I'm Sorry Boys,But Ты Can't Follow Your Friend.

Eddy:But We Can't Leave Him!

Nurse:I'm Sorry,But Ты Can't.Don't Worry,He's In Good Hands.

Eddy And Ed Looked Back Once еще To See That Edd Was Okay,And He Shook In One Violent Spasm.The Steady Beating Of His сердце Stopped And The Monitor Screeched Out A Loud,"BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP"

Doctor:Get Them Out Of Here!

Eddy And Ed:EDD!

Doctor:Get Them Out!

The Nurse Showed Them To A Waiting Room,And Eddy And Ed Fell To The Floor On The Ground.The Only Thing...

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Parents

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What really under the dump?part 1 Ellisons,Parties,and кислый screams

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Double D:Messy messy messy...Eddy is it really necassary to be digging through unsightly junk?

Eddy:Quit complaining носок head...hey Ed Ты find any quarters yet?

Ed:(digs his head out of the garbage)Nothing yet Eddy!

(Just so Ты know everyone is 16 in this)

Double D:Eddy not only is it filthy in this place!But remember the Kankers live around here.

Eddy:Yeah right...they aint getin my....(eys light up)QUARTERS!!A WHOLE BUNCH!!!were in jaw breaker city boys.

(Eddy reveals a garbage bag filled with quarters.)

???:And where do Ты think your going with our cash?

Eddy:LEE?!

Kankers:Not just Lee....

May:Kissy...

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>>> Crushes and Sushi <<<

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Edd wakes up from his постель, кровати from his CD player, playing the song It’s A New Day.

Edd (smiling happily): I feel just like that song сказал(-а) and that is it feels good to be alive.

Edd jumps out of bed, got dressed Пение the song he heard when he got up, and ran to Eddy’s house.

Edd: Wake up Eddy! It’s a beautiful day.

Eddy pushes Edd away and gets out of постель, кровати mumbling to himself for not being able to sleep in.

Eddy: Fine fine! I’m up already! Geez!Why are Ты so cheerful today?

Edd: I feel something extraordinary is about to happen. I don’t know how to explain it either.

Eddy: Whatever! Let’s...

Stupid MoviED

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A/N: My sister and I made these up at the local pool. We like to pretend that Bernie Bernstein is the director and we're shooting the movies. Then we decided to take the Фильмы we made up and put them in a fanfic. Enjoy!:)

One day, the Eds were walking down the улица, уличный slurping jawbreakers when they ran into Bernie Bernstein, the director from the Powerpuff Girls.

Bernie: "Hi there!"

Eddy: "What do Ты want?"

Bernie: "I just wanted to let Ты know that I'm releasing a series of three Фильмы to celebrate the Summer. They're called Screaming Nelly", "Surfin USA," and "My Cousin Goggles."

Eddy:(sarcastically)"Wow,...

Edd's New Любовь

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One Day, Edd Spied A Moving фургон, ван In The Cul-De-Sac.He Decided To Go Greet The Newcomers.He Went Over And Knocked On Their Door. A 12 год Old With Short Red Hair, Wearing Glasses, Had Some Freckles, Greeted Him.The Look In Edd's Eyes Could Clearly State That He Was In Love.

Edd:(Softly) Hi,I'm Edd.But People Call Me Double-D.I Guess Your My New Neighbor.

Michelle:Hi,My Name's Michelle.Your Kinda Cute.

Edd Blushed A Deep Crimson.

Michelle:Would Ты Like To Come In?

Edd:Sure!

Edd Came In And They Went To Michelle's Room.It Was Painted In A "60's,Shagidelic,Summer OfLove"Theme.And She Had A TV,VCR,And...

Diabolical Cucumbers

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Only read this story if Ты HATE boybands,and I apoligize if I flame anyone's fave group.

Ed,Edd,and Eddy were listening to the radio, when the song, "Bye,Bye,Bye" came on the radio. Edd made a face. "Ick, I hate this band!"

Eddy turned it off. "I know,boybands are sick."

"I think that N'SYNC are ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES I TELL YOU!!!"

Edd looked through his Beatle records for some better music. "They look so...feminine!"

As he picked out "Abbey Road" and put it on the turntable, being Edd as he was, he had a plan. "EUREKA! I've got it! We'll go back in time and try to destroy all of the boybands!"

"DOUBLE-D!!!...