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Eric Cartman Best Cartman phrase ?

240 fans picked:
"Screw Ты guys , im going home"
   35%
"Respect my authoritae"
   25%
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
   7%
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All of the above
All of the above
   7%
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whateva, whateva, i do wat i wawnt.
whateva, whateva, i do wat i wawnt.
   5%
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no kiity this is MY (insert food) NO kitty thats a...
no kiity this is MY (insert food) NO kitty thats a BAD KITTY
   5%
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Miiiiim...can I...(insert whatever Cartman wants)...
   4%
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"Sweet"
   3%
"kick ass"
   3%
"I want cheesy poofs"
   2%
You&# 39; re breakin&# 39; my balls
You're breakin' my balls
   1%
(added by kennyfan-1)
I hate Ты Kyle! Ты fu** ing Jewish poop!
I hate Ты Kyle! Ты fu**ing Jewish poop!
   1%
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Ты jew!
Ты jew!
   0%
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coo
coo
   0%
(added by iDeeway)
I&# 39; m not fat I&# 39; m big bonned
I'm not fat I'm big bonned
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(added by izzyfan909)
This one time.... this one timee...
This one time.... this one timee...
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(added by EricCartman1263)
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marissa picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
i love this;
i always say it :)
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CodenniumRed picked "Respect my authoritae":
You will respect my authoritae!!!!
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DrummerBoi444 picked "Respect my authoritae":
respect mine to!!
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pateekes picked "Respect my authoritae":
the way he says it:)
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iluvedwardc picked "Respect my authoritae":
i had neva seen the episodes where cartman says that until the other nite. the way he says it is halarious!!!!!!!!!
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Sugar picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
"Respect my authoritae" lol! i'm always sayin it but not as much a i say Screw you guys , im going home!love sout park!
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twilovers picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
I love the way he walks when he says it. It looks funni to me :]
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midgetsrock picked "Respect my authoritae":
EVERYTHING he says is so goddam funny :D
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TopazEyez picked "Respect my authoritae":
lol they're all hilarious XD
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cookie_baer picked "Respect my authoritae":
"Respect my authoritae"
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pirate_girl picked "kick ass":
Eric is COOL
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whateva, whateva, i do wat i...
xEMMUREx picked whateva, whateva, i do wat i wawnt.:
XD
I say this quite often! I actually used to have a shirt with Cartman on it saying it. But I lost it :[
Everything he says/does is hilarious :]
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MattsGoggles picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
i say this at the end of school XD
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whateva, whateva, i do wat i...
Milah picked whateva, whateva, i do wat i wawnt.:
Ha ha. That was funny. When I heard him say that I went around saying that. Hell I still do!
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South-Park-Babe picked Miiiiim...can I...(insert whatever Cartman wants)...:
I love when he says this, and I crack up every time he goes, "But MOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!" in that really high-pitched, annoying voice and then Lianne gives in =)
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whateva, whateva, i do wat i...
chickensrule55 picked whateva, whateva, i do wat i wawnt.:
I catch myself saying this catch phrase all the time. Eric Cartman is hilariously amazing!
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lady__doom picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
that was tough! but i have to say the "screw you guys" is classic cartman. plus i say it alot lol
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no kiity this is MY (inser- t...
AnjaLovesJohnny picked no kiity this is MY (insert food) NO kitty thats a BAD KITTY:
BAD KITTY!
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Suck my balls
hamtaro_back picked Suck my balls:
lol =3
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no kiity this is MY (inser- t...
xxXsk8trXxx picked no kiity this is MY (insert food) NO kitty thats a BAD KITTY:
XD
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alwaysforever picked "Respect my authoritae":
I love all of these! Eric Cartman you are one Bamf!
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Sonamycutiepie1 picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
LOL!!!!
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Sonamycutiepie1 picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
lol
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SouthParkSmart picked Miiiiim...can I...(insert whatever Cartman wants)...:
This totally works. I say this to my mom in the same way Cartman does and I get whatever I want.
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I hate Ты Kyle! Ты fu** ing...
Mushii picked I hate Ты Kyle! Ты fu**ing Jewish poop!:
Hahahahaha xD I HAD to insert this one! xD
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stanxkyle picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
I always say this. I also like it when he starts whining. Actually everything he says is hilarious.
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All of the above
CornChips picked All of the above:
I love them all equally though lol
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izzyfan909 picked "Respect my authoritae":
"You better respect my god dam authoritae"
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LilRabb picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
Total classic! (:
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ilovecartman4ev picked "Respect my authoritae":
Respect my authoritae!!!
*kicks guy in balls*
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All of the above
purplestarz09 picked All of the above:
All of dem are cool x
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KymanFan1 picked "Sweet":
ive been saying "sweet" for years so its one of my catch phrases! :D
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All of the above
shugochara74 picked All of the above:
EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS HILARIOUS
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Perfidia picked "Respect my authoritae":
MOst of them are amazing
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BellaMetallica picked "Respect my authoritae":
i have a shirt with this on it :).
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You&# 39; re breakin&# 39; my balls
RED2911 picked You're breakin' my balls:
You're breakin my balls here, Randy.
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Chibi-Chipette picked "Screw Ты guys , im going home":
And "suck my balls."
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