Okay, here I've written down some of my favourite, funniest Evra Цитаты for Ты all to share and remember!
Advice with girls and dating
Darren: What do I do? I've never been on a дата before.
Evra:Neither have I, but I guess Ты just act normal. Chat to her. Tell her a few jokes. Treat her like a friend, Then...
Darren:Then...?
Evra:Give her a snog!
"Calm down. Ты look great. I'm half tempted to go out with Ты myself." -Evra
"Darren and Truska sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Darren with the vampire carriage."
Evra's inspiring moments- que the...
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