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Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: Ты will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if Ты mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If Ты been so stiff they thought Ты died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a библиотека book out and I fells...

The день All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your постель, кровати and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! сказал(-а) Peter As He Was In The постель, кровати With Lois. Ok Dad! сказал(-а) Chris. Chris Got Out Of His постель, кровати and Went To The Living Room To Play Видео Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. сказал(-а) Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. сказал(-а) Meg. Yeah But Do Ты Know What Today Is? сказал(-а) Peter. What? сказал(-а) Meg. Fart Day!! сказал(-а) Peter...