Fanpoppers! Are Ты ready for this?

My Далее interview takes us deep into uncharted waters as we strike out into the depths of madness...

We know him, we Любовь him, we stalk him (admit it, girls!). Who else could it be, but the one and only Johnminh!!!!!!!!!!!!


1) How did Ты find Fanpop?

I first found out about Fanpop a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. I was but a wayward soul who wandered the cosmos in Поиск of a home. I was always getting into mischief, causing trouble wherever there was trouble to be caused. Ты should have seen the mess that I helped to ignite on Rigel-6. Anyway, I was wandering the vast cosmos, when I felt a slight tug off my port bow (for those in the know, I'm as portly as a ship, and I have an aft, a forward, a port, and a starboard section-like Carnival Cruises: party atmosphere and too much food!). I zeroed in on a small blue planet with a primitive civilization. There was much chaos there. All one had to do was look at the traffic infrastructure to sense the chaos.

But despite all the chaos, there was still a луч, рэй of hope. It came to me in the guise of Fanpop beta! The Fanpop generals Dave, papa, Michael and Cliff showed how they could arrange order from chaos by creating spots. They showed how they could visualize freedom from chaos by adding in Обои (of course, they had further assist from the great baroness DrDeviance who schooled the community on the importance of crediting images). And lastly they showed that Ты could take a Опрос of the chaos by adding in picks. And thus was my discovery of fanpop, and Fanpop was good.

Ok, was that too existentially crazy? I found it from a link from the Angry Asian Man blog (www.angryasianman.com). I thought this answer was kind of boring, so I'd embellish it a little. :p

2) You're credited as one of the funniest Fanpoppers. Where do Ты get your crazy Комментарии from?

My butt. Because every time I toot and someone is around, they always say "It smells funny in here." So I just translate it to fanpop. Yes folks, whenever Ты find something funny from me on fanpop, you're most likely smelling my hind quarters. *I'm now waiting for my fanlist to drop drastically*

3) Ты swept the board at the Fanpoppies this year, winning bajillions! Has it affected your Fanpopping style in any way?

The only thing I should be sweeping is the mess in my room. It's like a pig stye! No wonder people are always saying "something smells funny in here."

I'm honestly shocked that I won for best pick или best option added to a pick. I think there are other еще talented and deserving pickers out there. But I'm honored and humbled, and I wear my fanpoppies around my neck like Mr. T and his bling.

4) Lets talk about the stalkings. Several female fanpoppers confessed to stalking Ты at some point или another. Creeped out by this at all?

I'm not creeped out because I can always transform back into my real form (a space-faring cruise ship) and go back to the cosmos. Heck, I'm as attention starved as I am sex starved, so it's all good! j/k! LOL! :p

5) Lets talk about...

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about Ты and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

6) How do Ты see yourself on Fanpop?

I see myself on Fanpop as an internet god with an e-Penis THIS:
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BIG! *note, please make sure your text settings are set at maximum*

Nah, I'm just another goofball saying dumb things to keep the air around here light (or smelling funny)

7) Who do Ты have the most contact with, user-wise?

It's got to be Eden. As Cinders has noted, I'm her bitch! LOL! ;-)

8) Out of all your spots, which spot do Ты feel Ты have the biggest connection to?

I would have to say it is the link
spot. It's a great spot for empowerment, especially for a fast growing segment of the population that is constantly marginalized by the mainstream media. I'm also really fond of the Picks spot. Much credit to maybeastarbucks for creating it! =)

9) To Twinky или not to Twinky?

Mmmm, Hostess Twinkies...I used to say yes, until I heard a radio Статья about a high school science teacher who kept an unwrapped twinkie in his high school classroom for 30+ years, and it still survived. Now I'm scared to eat one.

10) Strangest spot Ты have joined?

That would probably have to be the Being Lazy spot. There's 109 fans, but there isn't that much added to it. I guess everyone is too lazy to post stuff there. :p

11) How do Ты rate Fanpop,in comparison to other social sites?

Hands down the best! No doubt about it! It's the safest spot out there! I mean, I've been a member since Oct 2007, and I still haven't had a hook up yet. See, if Fanpop can keep me away from you, then Ты know you're safe! :p

12) It's raining what?

Rain?!? Woohoo! *Breaks out the soap and shampoo. Gets struck by a flash of lightning. The crowd that I flashed breaks out into applause.*

13) Have Ты ever had to block или unfan another user?

Can't say I have. I've added Фаны that still haven't fanned me back *cough*hooch-is-crazy*cough* (LOL!), but I've never blocked and unfanned someone.

14) I can't count the number of Fanpoppers who enjoyed your Болталка Facts video. Did Ты expect the reaction it got? Were Ты nervous about posting it here?

I'm happy that people got a kick out of it. I was just really bored on a Friday night. But now that I have Super Smash Brother Brawl, I don't think I'll be that bored again for a looong time. So if anyone is waiting for a sequel (as if), then it's going to be a looong wait.

15) Any last words?

fanpop is good! Fanpop is love! Fanpop is still in beta?!?!? j/k! :p

Cheers everyone! Keep doing what you're doing! And thanks, Dara for throwing out some softball questions. I'm so glad Ты didn't talk about my lack of ethics during the last congressional session. Good thing I'm not in congress, huh? :p

It took John two emails to get all this sent to me. It took me half an час to stop laughing at his answers. This is why we Любовь John.

John! A тост to you! Raise your glasses people!