Not sure about all the different Fanpop users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)
The Obsessed Fan: As guessable by the name, this Фаны level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a Имя пользователя that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a Имя пользователя pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone as an Obsessed Fan). They probably spend all their time hanging out on the spot of their obsession или mentioned in their username, and also tend to Присоединиться every spot they can find related to their obsession, no matter how pointless the spot may be.
Classification: Slightly dangerous, can be somewhat unstable. Do not insult their fandom anywhere near their vicinity unless Ты have a death wish. Merely mentioning that Ты don't really like what they're a Фан of can send them into fits of rage. Deal with Obsessive Фаны with extreme caution.
The Medal Whore: Any sort of Fanpop user who lives for medals. Forget having a life, getting that medal, and getting it NOW is all that matters to these people. They tend to have a lot of medals, and to get them obscenely fast. If Ты make even the slightest attempt to call them on their Medal Whoring, или even mention any part of it, they are likely to completely flip out, get mad, and act all offended, like Ты actually did something wrong.
Classification: Somewhat dangerous and 100% annoying. Deal with at your own risk. Usually the best consolation is reminding yourself that anyone who lives for online Медали on an online site probably has no life. And at least YOU'RE not living for little colored dots and boxes on your profile.
Note: Just because someone has a lot of Медали does not mean they are a Medal Whore. Plenty of people out there are just good Fanpoppers.
The Illiterate Fan: School? What school? Regardless of their age или education level, this person tends to "tlk lyk diss", and that's just the best of it. Phrases such as: "omgg i lurv datt sooo much lik itz 2 kewl i juzt gott da neww 1 omG!!" are commonplace. Expect lots of text speak, slang, and "shortcuts" (ex. rly, skl, wat, etc.). These people clearly fail to realize "dAt TlkkiNggg LyK DisS duZz naWt mayk u" look "cool", it just makes Ты look like an idiot, and will ensure that either:
a. People will think Ты are a troll
b. People will think Ты are stupid
c. People will stay as far away from Ты as possible
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE!
These people also hate to be corrected или told it's hard to understand them. Who cares if " OmGG hww wuZ uR weEkNdd i wNt 2 daa Movyezz" is painful to read and near-impossible to understand? That's the way they talk, dang it, and they are not changing it. Best Совет is to just block, delete, and get away from them, unless Ты want to feel your IQ dropping with every post of theirs Ты have the misfortune to read.
Classification: Somewhat dangerous. Generally mentally unstable for obvious reasons. Seem to have an aversion to intelligent conversation. And anything intelligent, for that matter. Best to just steer clear of them. Correct at your own risk.
The Everywhere Fan: This Фан seems to be everywhere at once. Literally. It seems like they're almost constantly on Fanpop and every spot, and you're left wondering just HOW do they do it all, and if they'll ever teach Ты their secret. They tend to have an obscenely large number of fans, on account of them meeting the most new people on all of their spots.
Classification: Harmless. Their superb Fanpopping skills do make us normal people wonder if they have superpowers though...O.o
The Obsessed Fan: As guessable by the name, this Фаны level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a Имя пользователя that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a Имя пользователя pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone as an Obsessed Fan). They probably spend all their time hanging out on the spot of their obsession или mentioned in their username, and also tend to Присоединиться every spot they can find related to their obsession, no matter how pointless the spot may be.
Classification: Slightly dangerous, can be somewhat unstable. Do not insult their fandom anywhere near their vicinity unless Ты have a death wish. Merely mentioning that Ты don't really like what they're a Фан of can send them into fits of rage. Deal with Obsessive Фаны with extreme caution.
The Medal Whore: Any sort of Fanpop user who lives for medals. Forget having a life, getting that medal, and getting it NOW is all that matters to these people. They tend to have a lot of medals, and to get them obscenely fast. If Ты make even the slightest attempt to call them on their Medal Whoring, или even mention any part of it, they are likely to completely flip out, get mad, and act all offended, like Ты actually did something wrong.
Classification: Somewhat dangerous and 100% annoying. Deal with at your own risk. Usually the best consolation is reminding yourself that anyone who lives for online Медали on an online site probably has no life. And at least YOU'RE not living for little colored dots and boxes on your profile.
Note: Just because someone has a lot of Медали does not mean they are a Medal Whore. Plenty of people out there are just good Fanpoppers.
The Illiterate Fan: School? What school? Regardless of their age или education level, this person tends to "tlk lyk diss", and that's just the best of it. Phrases such as: "omgg i lurv datt sooo much lik itz 2 kewl i juzt gott da neww 1 omG!!" are commonplace. Expect lots of text speak, slang, and "shortcuts" (ex. rly, skl, wat, etc.). These people clearly fail to realize "dAt TlkkiNggg LyK DisS duZz naWt mayk u" look "cool", it just makes Ты look like an idiot, and will ensure that either:
a. People will think Ты are a troll
b. People will think Ты are stupid
c. People will stay as far away from Ты as possible
d. ALL OF THE ABOVE!
These people also hate to be corrected или told it's hard to understand them. Who cares if " OmGG hww wuZ uR weEkNdd i wNt 2 daa Movyezz" is painful to read and near-impossible to understand? That's the way they talk, dang it, and they are not changing it. Best Совет is to just block, delete, and get away from them, unless Ты want to feel your IQ dropping with every post of theirs Ты have the misfortune to read.
Classification: Somewhat dangerous. Generally mentally unstable for obvious reasons. Seem to have an aversion to intelligent conversation. And anything intelligent, for that matter. Best to just steer clear of them. Correct at your own risk.
The Everywhere Fan: This Фан seems to be everywhere at once. Literally. It seems like they're almost constantly on Fanpop and every spot, and you're left wondering just HOW do they do it all, and if they'll ever teach Ты their secret. They tend to have an obscenely large number of fans, on account of them meeting the most new people on all of their spots.
Classification: Harmless. Their superb Fanpopping skills do make us normal people wonder if they have superpowers though...O.o