Chel1395's FGT Entry

This Статья is a sidebar to the link summary article, and just describes the Mock Talent portion of the competition. It was last edited on 20 June 2009.

Mock Talent?
A mock talent is a parody of a Fanpop's Got Talent entry, created for fun and humor. As such Ты can enter any of the same types of content Ты would for the competition in earnest (see the link for details): images, articles, videos, and so forth.

Think of the talent shows you've watched, either on TV или in person. There's always the guy who is laughably bad; "making a laughably bad entry" is a good Описание of a Mock Talent....

The deadline for all submissions is the 4th of July!
That's right: All entries must be Отправлено until the 4th of July 2009. We have had the discussion previously about which time zone Fanpop operates on but I'm actually always too lazy to figure it oot: just Отправить it in time! =P
Voting starts as soon as the submissions period is over! Ты have two weeks to vote so remember:
You must have cast your Голоса until the 18th of July!

There is an elaborate Статья about voting on this spot I'm sure but I thought I would cover the basics here again in case there are any doubts. This Статья wont be complete-...

Two Nonsensical Poems Written By EverybodyLies, who was forced into this by DarkSarcasm. grr.

Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch For Girls

Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch for Girls

-7 for freezing the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise packets
-7 for terrorizing local wildlife rangers
-7 for directing all visiting parents into the riflery range, where children were having class.
-7 for referring to splint on foot as ‘toe condom’
-7 for failure to return from one день canoeing trip for four days
-7 for rigging the TV to only play the dancing scene from The Breakfast Club
-7 for harboring a fugitive in the...

Death row


life has won over death
you arrive
a joyuss look in your eyes
you were laughing
you were smiling
you were crawling
when Ты took your first steps
you were mesmirized
you were running
you were jumping
you were making mud pies
clinging onto me
soon Ты were older
to old for grownups
you played with your Друзья
you played sports
but Ты still called me mommy
you were chasing after girls
you were failing your classes
you were making a mess of your world
soon Ты betrayed me
you lied and Ты cheated
you украл, палантин from me
you disapeared for days
you dropped out of school
you swore at me
you...