Me: Zzzzzzz
RC Avenger Pilot: *Over loud speaker* Captian, we have a problem, please come to the bridge.
Me: What could it bbbee this time?
RC Avenger Pilot: Sir. . . Look Imperial звезда Destroyer. And it appears to have a new weapon.
Me: Abandon ship.
Pilot: Sir?
Me: Ты heard me it's not looking good. . . *Cannon fires*
*Alarm goes off* Every abandon ship, abandon ship!
Pilot: Got it.
Me: There's not time for me to get off I'll get the ship I'll get in the crash tube. *Launches*
Mean while in Ponyville. . . . .
Twilight: Spike, are Ты ready?
Spike: Just let. . . Me get the basket.
Twilight: Great we'll get to see Haily's comet… What in the name of Celestia is that?
*Pod crashes, and I climb out and fall over*
Twilight: Somepony needs our help! *Runs out*
Me: *Crawls away from wreckage, and faints*
The Далее day…
Distant voices: Who is he, where'd he come from?
Me: *Wakes up* Aaaaahhhhhh, who the сено, сена are you, and where am I?
Twilight: Who are you?
Me: What Ты haven't heard of me. General Richardson of Avenger company Captian of the RC Avenger?
Twilight: Hi then I guess, I'm Twilight Sparkle, these are my Друзья Applejack, Rarity, радуга Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike.
радуга Dash: Are Ты a SPY?!
Me: Yes Bothan Spy 57th division.
Fluttershy: Hi, there.
Me: H. . . . . . . . . . . . Hi.
Applejack: Howdy.
Fluttershy: *whispers to Twilight* Twilight can Ты keep a secret?
Twilight: Coss my heart, hope to fly, stick a кекс in my eye.
Fluttershy: I think I like him...
Twilight: Really?
Fluttershy: Yes.
Spike: Эй, uh, Liam is it, can Ты keep a secret?
Me: пересекать, крест my heart, hope to fight, stick a bolt in my eye.
Spike: *Whispers* I have a crush on Rarity.
Me: Whitch one is she?
Spike: The White one.
Me: Ты serriosly don't have a chance.
Spike: What do you-?
Me: I can sence your thought's no matter how deep Ты hide them.
Spike: Oh, wait how?
Me: I'm a Jedi I can do many other things.
Later. . . .
Fluttershy: Hi, um, I made this for you. *Shows me a I Любовь Ты picture she drew*
Me: Thank's, uh, Fluttershy right?
Fluttershy: Yes, oh and if it's ok with Ты I. . . I. . . I. . . I Любовь Ты a lot!
Me: *Gulp* R. . . Really?
Fluttershy: Yes.
Me: I. . .I Любовь Ты too.
Fluttershy: Yay!
RC Avenger Pilot: *Over loud speaker* Captian, we have a problem, please come to the bridge.
Me: What could it bbbee this time?
RC Avenger Pilot: Sir. . . Look Imperial звезда Destroyer. And it appears to have a new weapon.
Me: Abandon ship.
Pilot: Sir?
Me: Ты heard me it's not looking good. . . *Cannon fires*
*Alarm goes off* Every abandon ship, abandon ship!
Pilot: Got it.
Me: There's not time for me to get off I'll get the ship I'll get in the crash tube. *Launches*
Mean while in Ponyville. . . . .
Twilight: Spike, are Ты ready?
Spike: Just let. . . Me get the basket.
Twilight: Great we'll get to see Haily's comet… What in the name of Celestia is that?
*Pod crashes, and I climb out and fall over*
Twilight: Somepony needs our help! *Runs out*
Me: *Crawls away from wreckage, and faints*
The Далее day…
Distant voices: Who is he, where'd he come from?
Me: *Wakes up* Aaaaahhhhhh, who the сено, сена are you, and where am I?
Twilight: Who are you?
Me: What Ты haven't heard of me. General Richardson of Avenger company Captian of the RC Avenger?
Twilight: Hi then I guess, I'm Twilight Sparkle, these are my Друзья Applejack, Rarity, радуга Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike.
радуга Dash: Are Ты a SPY?!
Me: Yes Bothan Spy 57th division.
Fluttershy: Hi, there.
Me: H. . . . . . . . . . . . Hi.
Applejack: Howdy.
Fluttershy: *whispers to Twilight* Twilight can Ты keep a secret?
Twilight: Coss my heart, hope to fly, stick a кекс in my eye.
Fluttershy: I think I like him...
Twilight: Really?
Fluttershy: Yes.
Spike: Эй, uh, Liam is it, can Ты keep a secret?
Me: пересекать, крест my heart, hope to fight, stick a bolt in my eye.
Spike: *Whispers* I have a crush on Rarity.
Me: Whitch one is she?
Spike: The White one.
Me: Ты serriosly don't have a chance.
Spike: What do you-?
Me: I can sence your thought's no matter how deep Ты hide them.
Spike: Oh, wait how?
Me: I'm a Jedi I can do many other things.
Later. . . .
Fluttershy: Hi, um, I made this for you. *Shows me a I Любовь Ты picture she drew*
Me: Thank's, uh, Fluttershy right?
Fluttershy: Yes, oh and if it's ok with Ты I. . . I. . . I. . . I Любовь Ты a lot!
Me: *Gulp* R. . . Really?
Fluttershy: Yes.
Me: I. . .I Любовь Ты too.
Fluttershy: Yay!
