"I'm not good at anything other than caring for animals."
Me: What is it?
Rebel Cursier Avenger Pilot: The Empire, they've found us. . . And have a new toy with them.
Me: Every one out now abandon ship.
*Blast cuts open hull*
Me: Go, I'll get to my crash tube.
*Get's in crash tube*
*Crashes*
Voice in distance: What in the name of Celestia is this. . . Thing?
Me: What the heck? *Sees every thing* Who the сено, сена are you. . . ponies?
Twilight: Hello there I'm Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: And I'm Spike.
Twilight: And these are my friends: Fluttershy,
Fluttershy: Hi.
Twilight: Pinkie Pie,
Pinkie: Hi there.
Twilight: радуга Dash,
радуга Dash: Are Ты a spy?!
Twilight: Applejack,
Applejack: Howdy!
Twilight: and of corse Rarity.
Rarity: Hello.
Me: Where the сено, сена am I?
Coming soon. . .
Rebel Cursier Avenger Pilot: The Empire, they've found us. . . And have a new toy with them.
Me: Every one out now abandon ship.
*Blast cuts open hull*
Me: Go, I'll get to my crash tube.
*Get's in crash tube*
*Crashes*
Voice in distance: What in the name of Celestia is this. . . Thing?
Me: What the heck? *Sees every thing* Who the сено, сена are you. . . ponies?
Twilight: Hello there I'm Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: And I'm Spike.
Twilight: And these are my friends: Fluttershy,
Fluttershy: Hi.
Twilight: Pinkie Pie,
Pinkie: Hi there.
Twilight: радуга Dash,
радуга Dash: Are Ты a spy?!
Twilight: Applejack,
Applejack: Howdy!
Twilight: and of corse Rarity.
Rarity: Hello.
Me: Where the сено, сена am I?
Coming soon. . .
Alternate opening*
Pilot: Sir get me back to the- *Explosion cuts ship in half where we stand*
Me: *Hit against the side of ship debries* Ahh can't get. . . . Presser even. . . *Starts floating in Космос while losing suit presser and enters atmosphere*
Twilight: What is that? We're not suppose to have a *I hit the ground*
Me:…………………………
Twilight: Spike send a message to the hospital tell them we need medical assistance.
Spike: Got it!!!
Далее day…
Me: Ooooohhhhhh, what the сено, сена happened?! Ahhhhh where's my ship!!!!
Twilight: Are Ты ok William?
Me: How the сено, сена do Ты know my name?
Fluttershy: Hi and it was because of these *Holds up my dog Теги in her mouth*
Me: Oh. . . Uh thanks. Where . . . Where am I?
Twilight: What do Ты mean have Ты ever heard of Ponyville?
Me: No. Is it under the occupation of the Empire или is it liberated and under the controll of the Glactic Alliance?
Twilight: Uh no, it's ruled by Princess Colestia.
Pilot: Sir get me back to the- *Explosion cuts ship in half where we stand*
Me: *Hit against the side of ship debries* Ahh can't get. . . . Presser even. . . *Starts floating in Космос while losing suit presser and enters atmosphere*
Twilight: What is that? We're not suppose to have a *I hit the ground*
Me:…………………………
Twilight: Spike send a message to the hospital tell them we need medical assistance.
Spike: Got it!!!
Далее day…
Me: Ooooohhhhhh, what the сено, сена happened?! Ahhhhh where's my ship!!!!
Twilight: Are Ты ok William?
Me: How the сено, сена do Ты know my name?
Fluttershy: Hi and it was because of these *Holds up my dog Теги in her mouth*
Me: Oh. . . Uh thanks. Where . . . Where am I?
Twilight: What do Ты mean have Ты ever heard of Ponyville?
Me: No. Is it under the occupation of the Empire или is it liberated and under the controll of the Glactic Alliance?
Twilight: Uh no, it's ruled by Princess Colestia.
.....
I woke up in my house, in my bed. I saw Энджел happy to see I was awake. радуга and the other ponies was there, too. "What are Ты guys doing in my house?"
"Rainbow followed Ты to the Everfree forest", сказал(-а) Twilight.
"And I saw Ты get struck by lightning", сказал(-а) Rainbow. "I was terrified." So after I flew back to Twilight's and got everypony together, we went back to the Everfree forest to bring Ты home."
"We we're awful worried 'bout you, sugar cube."
"Yeah", сказал(-а) Rarity.
"Thanks girls. I'm so sorry I should've listened", I said.
"It's okay", they all said.
I smlied. I then noticed that my left wing was hurt a lot. "Did my wing get shocked my lightning?"
"Yep", сказал(-а) Rainbow.
"I think it's time for a 'Get Well' party", exclaimed Pinkie Pie.
"I agree" сказал(-а) Twilight.
.....
"And it was the best party ever."
I woke up in my house, in my bed. I saw Энджел happy to see I was awake. радуга and the other ponies was there, too. "What are Ты guys doing in my house?"
"Rainbow followed Ты to the Everfree forest", сказал(-а) Twilight.
"And I saw Ты get struck by lightning", сказал(-а) Rainbow. "I was terrified." So after I flew back to Twilight's and got everypony together, we went back to the Everfree forest to bring Ты home."
"We we're awful worried 'bout you, sugar cube."
"Yeah", сказал(-а) Rarity.
"Thanks girls. I'm so sorry I should've listened", I said.
"It's okay", they all said.
I smlied. I then noticed that my left wing was hurt a lot. "Did my wing get shocked my lightning?"
"Yep", сказал(-а) Rainbow.
"I think it's time for a 'Get Well' party", exclaimed Pinkie Pie.
"I agree" сказал(-а) Twilight.
.....
"And it was the best party ever."
