Bloo: One OW! One Ow! One OW! One OW!
(Just then Wilt walsk into the room.) Wilt: Hey, Bloo. Ты look like Ты have been hitting those low fat chips pretty hard.
Bloo: No, for your information I am rehearsing my act for the Foster's commercial. (holds up a paddleball and cradles it like it is еще than a plae of wood with a rubber ball attached to a string.) It is improving majorly. I have personal talent that Ты all only wish Ты could have.
Wilt: That's great. Mind Показ it to me?
Bloo: Puh-lease. I have еще important stuff to do, but I guess I can spare a few секунды of my life to Показать my adoring Фаны a taste of my future career. When the millions of people of earth see this I will have a new life. Did Ты catch that song I sang earlier?
Wilt: No.
Bloo: Never mind then. When I finally snapped out of that daydream I was in the душ upstairs. Don't ask. Well, here I go. Watch and learn. (whacks the ball. It comes back and smacks him in the face.) Bloo: One OW! (repeats the pathetic routine) One OW! One OW! I almost got two that time. Well, normally it is better than that but I happen to have a broken paddleball.
Wilt: I have a spare.
Bloo: Gimme. (grabs it and once again tries the failure routine.) One OW! One..two OW! One OW! AH! This one is broken too. (throws it on the ground and stomps it to a million little pieces.) Can Ты get that? That would be great.
Bloo goes downstairs to get a snack. Mac is Чтение off a piece of paper, and omg it sounds terrible. Talk about totally Чтение word for word! It is like listening to paint dry.
Bloo: Ты got to be kidding me.
Mac: What? I am just Чтение my script for the Foster's commercial.
Bloo: Oh it is just fun and games now, is it? They REJECT me from the commercial and throw me out on the cold, hard street, and they give Ты a script? (snatches it and looks it over) Oh Mac. This will never do.
Mac: What's wrong with it?
Bloo: Um...everything! Ты expect to go on the telli talking like this? Ты have got to be entertaining! Ты can't just be a арахис масло, сливочное масло sandwich. Ты have to have желе on it. What is WRONG wih you?
(Mac looks over the script carefully.) Mac: Ты are right. They will turn the channel right after 'Welcome to Foster's Главная for Imaginary Friends. What should I do?
Bloo: You? No, that is your first mistake. Далее there will be a chorus line of animal crackers if we leave the budget to you. Leave it to me to create a new script.
Mac: But Ты aren't even suppose o be in the commercial!
Bloo: Why must reality crush the hopes and dreams of the dreamers? Frankie and Mr. Herriman сказал(-а) that I can't be in the commercial, not the mastermind behind the script. It is written in black and white that I CAN do that.
Mac: Actually that is a rule. (pulls out a huge manuel and turns to a page. The other pages have tiny lettering and many subsections but this one is huge and goes all down the page. DO NOT LET BLOO GET ON THE SET, COMMERCIAL, AND ESPECIALLY DO NOT LET BLOO WRITE YOUR SCRIPT FOR Ты AND ADD A CHORUSLINE OF ANIMAL CRACKERS.
Bloo: Oh...right. Uh...UH! (pretends to sneeze and tears the page out of the manuel for a tissue.) Oops. Unfortunately I was forced to take immediate action and snot all ove this page of the manuel. How clumsy of me.
(Mac and Bloo smile at eachother and Bloo begins looking over that script.
Mac: Where do I need to make corrections?
Bloo: Everywhere. This just won't do. (tosses it carelessly in the waste receptical and begins brainstorming. We won't know for now for in action Мультики they always end the episode on a cliff hanger so Ты are like "NOOOOO!!!!!" and since this is very actiony "Tuen in for the Далее part to find out." Camera falls on the floor and the screen blackens.)
(Just then Wilt walsk into the room.) Wilt: Hey, Bloo. Ты look like Ты have been hitting those low fat chips pretty hard.
Bloo: No, for your information I am rehearsing my act for the Foster's commercial. (holds up a paddleball and cradles it like it is еще than a plae of wood with a rubber ball attached to a string.) It is improving majorly. I have personal talent that Ты all only wish Ты could have.
Wilt: That's great. Mind Показ it to me?
Bloo: Puh-lease. I have еще important stuff to do, but I guess I can spare a few секунды of my life to Показать my adoring Фаны a taste of my future career. When the millions of people of earth see this I will have a new life. Did Ты catch that song I sang earlier?
Wilt: No.
Bloo: Never mind then. When I finally snapped out of that daydream I was in the душ upstairs. Don't ask. Well, here I go. Watch and learn. (whacks the ball. It comes back and smacks him in the face.) Bloo: One OW! (repeats the pathetic routine) One OW! One OW! I almost got two that time. Well, normally it is better than that but I happen to have a broken paddleball.
Wilt: I have a spare.
Bloo: Gimme. (grabs it and once again tries the failure routine.) One OW! One..two OW! One OW! AH! This one is broken too. (throws it on the ground and stomps it to a million little pieces.) Can Ты get that? That would be great.
Bloo goes downstairs to get a snack. Mac is Чтение off a piece of paper, and omg it sounds terrible. Talk about totally Чтение word for word! It is like listening to paint dry.
Bloo: Ты got to be kidding me.
Mac: What? I am just Чтение my script for the Foster's commercial.
Bloo: Oh it is just fun and games now, is it? They REJECT me from the commercial and throw me out on the cold, hard street, and they give Ты a script? (snatches it and looks it over) Oh Mac. This will never do.
Mac: What's wrong with it?
Bloo: Um...everything! Ты expect to go on the telli talking like this? Ты have got to be entertaining! Ты can't just be a арахис масло, сливочное масло sandwich. Ты have to have желе on it. What is WRONG wih you?
(Mac looks over the script carefully.) Mac: Ты are right. They will turn the channel right after 'Welcome to Foster's Главная for Imaginary Friends. What should I do?
Bloo: You? No, that is your first mistake. Далее there will be a chorus line of animal crackers if we leave the budget to you. Leave it to me to create a new script.
Mac: But Ты aren't even suppose o be in the commercial!
Bloo: Why must reality crush the hopes and dreams of the dreamers? Frankie and Mr. Herriman сказал(-а) that I can't be in the commercial, not the mastermind behind the script. It is written in black and white that I CAN do that.
Mac: Actually that is a rule. (pulls out a huge manuel and turns to a page. The other pages have tiny lettering and many subsections but this one is huge and goes all down the page. DO NOT LET BLOO GET ON THE SET, COMMERCIAL, AND ESPECIALLY DO NOT LET BLOO WRITE YOUR SCRIPT FOR Ты AND ADD A CHORUSLINE OF ANIMAL CRACKERS.
Bloo: Oh...right. Uh...UH! (pretends to sneeze and tears the page out of the manuel for a tissue.) Oops. Unfortunately I was forced to take immediate action and snot all ove this page of the manuel. How clumsy of me.
(Mac and Bloo smile at eachother and Bloo begins looking over that script.
Mac: Where do I need to make corrections?
Bloo: Everywhere. This just won't do. (tosses it carelessly in the waste receptical and begins brainstorming. We won't know for now for in action Мультики they always end the episode on a cliff hanger so Ты are like "NOOOOO!!!!!" and since this is very actiony "Tuen in for the Далее part to find out." Camera falls on the floor and the screen blackens.)
Kat was about to say something crazy that made no sense, "I'M BOB OF UNDERBACONWEAR!", but instead she just watched the movie. "I bet that guy's gonna die." Kat said. "Yeah." Bloo responded. All of a sudden, some Показать about underwear came on. "WHAT!?" Kat yelled. "BOO!" Bloo screamed. "WHAT... WHO... WHO DID THIS!?" Kat said, "Oh well!"
Kat turned on the radio, and one of her Избранное songs came on. Hot n Cold by Katy Perry:
You're hot n you're cold,
you're yes n you're no,
you're in n you're out,
you're up n you're down...
Kat took out her DSi, and secretly started taking pictures. Then, Bloo decided to get up for еще potato chips. Kat secretly took a picture of him. "Yes!" she said.
Then, Frankie came in. "We're going to Florida tomorrow!" she said. "Wait!" Kat thought, "I had a bad dream about Florida last night..."
Kat turned on the radio, and one of her Избранное songs came on. Hot n Cold by Katy Perry:
You're hot n you're cold,
you're yes n you're no,
you're in n you're out,
you're up n you're down...
Kat took out her DSi, and secretly started taking pictures. Then, Bloo decided to get up for еще potato chips. Kat secretly took a picture of him. "Yes!" she said.
Then, Frankie came in. "We're going to Florida tomorrow!" she said. "Wait!" Kat thought, "I had a bad dream about Florida last night..."