History of Magic sucks
That it does, Fred
Who thinks we need to know about Ushnark the Unbearable anyway?
Mr. Binns, apparently
Duh! Of course Mr. Binns does, he wouldn’t teach it to us otherwise, but I mean who else, I bet 2 gallyons galleons that Angelina’s bored
Don’t need to accept, Ты can see her from here, she’s asleep for god’s sake AND Ты can’t spell galleons!
Can too. It just took me a few tries, that’s all
Oh yeah. And Voldemort just takes a few tries to kill Harry.
How can Ты relate this to Voldemort?!?
Because, I’m awesome and you’re not
How can Ты have the audacity to not call me awesome?!?
Do Ты even know what audacity means?
No
So don’t argue
Why not?
Because I сказал(-а) so
Ты sound like Mum
Do I?
Yes
Gasp
I know *evil laugh*
Ты evil bastard
What have Ты got against bastards? Loads of people aren’t married with they have their first kid.
What would Ты know about having your first kid?
I have one, of course
WHAT!?!
Just yanking your wand, George, I’m still a virgin
Really?... Oi! Angelina! Do Ты think Фред is still a virgin?
Фред once told me that if he were to lose his virginity, he’d want me to have been the one to nick it – his words exactly
HA! Did Ты really tell her that?
Yes
Wow. That’s actually kind of deep, Ты know?
Yeah
Very monosyllabic, aren’t we?
Yeah
Don’t want to – busy staring at –
Angelina yanked the not out of George’s hands and incinerated it, she did not like being written about, she even destroyed notes if they weren’t about her, and she wasn’t going to risk it now. Not after all these years when she’d been after hi
That it does, Fred
Who thinks we need to know about Ushnark the Unbearable anyway?
Mr. Binns, apparently
Duh! Of course Mr. Binns does, he wouldn’t teach it to us otherwise, but I mean who else, I bet 2 gallyons galleons that Angelina’s bored
Don’t need to accept, Ты can see her from here, she’s asleep for god’s sake AND Ты can’t spell galleons!
Can too. It just took me a few tries, that’s all
Oh yeah. And Voldemort just takes a few tries to kill Harry.
How can Ты relate this to Voldemort?!?
Because, I’m awesome and you’re not
How can Ты have the audacity to not call me awesome?!?
Do Ты even know what audacity means?
No
So don’t argue
Why not?
Because I сказал(-а) so
Ты sound like Mum
Do I?
Yes
Gasp
I know *evil laugh*
Ты evil bastard
What have Ты got against bastards? Loads of people aren’t married with they have their first kid.
What would Ты know about having your first kid?
I have one, of course
WHAT!?!
Just yanking your wand, George, I’m still a virgin
Really?... Oi! Angelina! Do Ты think Фред is still a virgin?
Фред once told me that if he were to lose his virginity, he’d want me to have been the one to nick it – his words exactly
HA! Did Ты really tell her that?
Yes
Wow. That’s actually kind of deep, Ты know?
Yeah
Very monosyllabic, aren’t we?
Yeah
Don’t want to – busy staring at –
Angelina yanked the not out of George’s hands and incinerated it, she did not like being written about, she even destroyed notes if they weren’t about her, and she wasn’t going to risk it now. Not after all these years when she’d been after hi