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Фред Anger Management (Spoof Series) Part #1: Фред Meets His Therapist

posted by tvluva49

“I don’t know why I’m here,” Фред sweetly said, twiddling his thumbs. “My mom gave me $50 to come here,”
    His therapist, Sarah, smiled at him. “Well, since you’re here-,” she began,
    “Do Ты have any juice?” Фред was thirsty since his mom made him walk here. Sarah shook her head.
    “No, sorry I don’t. Anyway-,” Sarah calmly said,
    “I-WANT-JUICE!” Фред screamed at Sarah stomping his foot.
    “Ok, I’ll get Ты some water,” Sarah said, standing up....

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freds weird dream about judy (with me in it btw im his cousin XD not in real life just in the story)

posted by ssook78

fred:helloo judy would u like a сок box
judy:no but i would like a kiss
fred:ok judy ill Kiss u :*
judy:*kisses back*
kevin:*sees judy and Фред kissing* NOOOOO!!! MY LIFE IS RUNINED!!!!
Фред and judy are still Поцелуи unitil i came in
me:*knoks on door*
fred:*quits Поцелуи judy*oh ill get that
me:*waiting*
fred: *awakes door* hello?
me:HI FRED!
fred:ow do u know my name GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
me::O *cries*
fred:*looks out door* oh my gammit i mad eher cry NOO!! *makes me feel better*
me:IM UR COUSIN
fred:oh sorry cous
me:its ok
fred:*awakes* *is Поцелуи bed*
fred:HUH WHA AW MAN! it was just a dream
me:hi fred
fred:AHHHHHH!!
and they were screaming til 4 weeks later the end

Фред loses his....

posted by TheGece

Фред get stubled down the stairs half awake to get his cereal for breakfast.Ever since summer passed,his summer crush Sadeena was living Далее door to him.After breakfast he stumbled outside to find her walking near his front door.
"Oh Эй, Sadeena." Фред сказал(-а) excitedly.
"Hey Fred." сказал(-а) Sadeena, unhappy.
"Whats wrong?"Fred asked,acting as if he knew her forever.
"All my Друзья are going to this party and I can't." Sadeena explained.
"Too bad,do Ты wanna come over that night?"
"I'd Любовь to!" Sadeena сказал(-а) hugging him.
"See Ты then." he сказал(-а) before walking his path to hs Highscool.

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Фред Gets a Manicure (Spoof)

posted by TVAuthor

“Mom! My toenails do not have fungus. I don’t need them to trim them,” Фред screamed. A tall man greeted them. “Today we’re doing the regular,” Janet, Fred’s mom announced in her high pitched voice. “No we aren’t! No, no, no!” Фред screeched. He picked up hair spray from the big shelf as soon as his mom left. “Don’t make me use it!” threatened Fred. “Would Ты like a cookie, или some lemonade?” The tall man asked. Фред grabbed for the печенье from where he was. The trey slid and burst on the ground. Фред reached down and got a cookie. “Owwie! I’m gonna sue you...

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Fred's Long Остаться в живых Sister

posted by silversgirl1

One beautiful день Фред was making a video when he heard a knock on the door.

Fred:i wonder who it is?

Ivy:Fred?Fred Figglehorn are Ты there?

Fred: How do Ты know my name?

Ivy:because i'm your sister.
Фред was so shocked he went into a panic mood.

Fred:AH AH AH!

Ivy:Fred let me in!

Fred: no!

Ivy:please...Fred..please(stars crying)

Fred:*opens door*hello oh my gamit!*sees his sis crying*

Ivy:Fred? *looks up* Fred! *hugs*

Fred: your my sis?

Ivy:yes,i'm Ivy*notices camera* your making a video?

Fred:yeah u want to be in it?

Ivy: heck yeah.

*PART 2 coming soon*
*screen goes black then Фред and ivy come out*

Фред and Ivy:*screams*
*screen goes black but u hear voices*
Fred:I like u being my sis
Ivy: me too