Type the most long-winded joke Ты know. :P

The most long winded one I know is from Red Dwarf:

Lister: Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk Ты were, they could always get Ты home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the Далее morning in Burma. Ты see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, Ты know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd Показать up again the Далее day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.

Rimmer: Is this true?

Lister: Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, Ты see.

Rimmer: Really?

Lister: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he сказал(-а) it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. Ты see, it turns out...

shoes have soles.