"Haven't I seen Ты someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He: So what do Ты do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

"Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if Ты sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


"What sign were Ты born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."


"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything...