funny

Ok this is my Список of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned by 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did Ты run your last race?" and the секунда one said,"How did Ты win the race?" the runner сказал(-а) 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes Ты say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked Ты out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if Ты were locked in a Еда Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<