ГИР

DING DONG
"The door is open" came a stuffy voice from inside
G.I.R. opened the door and went into the kitchen
"hi" сказал(-а) G.I.R.
"YOU" сказал(-а) the man"you're the one who forget to turn the waffle maker off and now I can't stop eating them"
"oopsy daisy, I do that sometimes to my master" сказал(-а) G.I.R.
"YOU ARE FIRED!!!"
"What does that mean"
"It means Ты can't come here anymore so grab your check and leave FOREVER!!"
"Okay"
G.I.R. grabbed 2 envolopes without noticing. Then he opened one up that сказал(-а) CHECK on it. He took out a long peice of paper that had a $30.00 in the corner. He went to Krazy тако and bought 50 tacos and 10 burritos for $30 dollars. While he was walking Главная and eating tacos and burritos he opened the секунда envelope. He read it and it said
"I was wondering if Ты would like to be a cook at Krazy тако for $20 dollars a week. Sincerely The Krazy тако Manager"
THE END

A mysterious guy was walking by Piggy's lawn. He looked around, just to make sure nobody was there, then dropped the strange object on the ground. He cackled an evil laugh as he ran away.
It was spring, and everything was about to bloom, Suddenly, Piggy stopped. He saw...a strange device. It was an iPortal. Piggy had heard of those, but where? Hmmm.....
Just then, ГИР came along.
"Hi Piggy!! Oooohh...What's that?"
"it's an iPortal," сказал(-а) Piggy, holding his Tarantulaman action figure. He loved the new Tarantulaman comic book.
"is that a football?" asked GIR.
"no, Gir, it's-"
but it was too late. ГИР had already thrown the toy into the iportal.
"now how do we get it back?" asked piggy.
Without thinking, ГИР pushed piggy into the iportal.
"Gir, Ты imbecile!" screamed piggy as he fell "get me out of here!!!"
But instead, ГИР jumped in too.Where were they headed?.......