ГИР <3

* as ash continued his jorney catching irkens he found a very tall and very fat one named sizzlorr*
ash: wow this pokemon is going 2 look good in a pokemon battle
pokedex: sizzlorr the foodcourtia frylord pokemon
* ash threw his pokeball at sizzlorr and he caught him*
ash: yay i got u now sizzlorr
sizzlorr: curse u ash i will get my revenge when i come out of this pokeball
ash: i will only use sizzlorr 4 pokemon battles
* ash kepr on walking and he found another irken and they r smeets this time they where as cute as pikachu*
ash: wow little smeet like pokemon i am going 2 catch them in the pokeballs...

We begin our story at Zim's house in the morning on Sunday. ГИР went outside to go find a pig to play with. He didn't find a pig but he found the newspaper sitting on the front step. He grabbed it and went inside with it.
"What's this"asked G.I.R. Zim grabbed the paper and he said,
"It's a newspaper for Earth people to read."
"I had no idea" сказал(-а) G.I.R. he jumped on the диван, мягкий уголок and flipped through the pages and found something that сказал(-а) JOBS. He asked Zim what it was and he said, "It's how Earth people make money".
"Ooohh Maybe there will be one of tacos." He found a job as a house attendent. He...