Story: 'You make me feel funny'

Author: Ana

Pairing: Chuck/Blair

Disclaimer: I don’t own Gossip Girl.

Summary: Blair is determined to never get involved with a man again and she was successful until she met her new boss. He annoys her since the first день and she really doesn't know why she feels like she’s high school girl again around him. Still she knows she can't give up as she has a secret that would make someone like Chuck бас, бас-гитара run away the секунда he found out. AU

I decided to go with the longer chapters which I now write with a few days break between one part and the other. This way they’re longer as I was Письмо them at once before and posted, which made them shorter as I can’t really write that much at one time. Anyway, here’s what everyone was waiting for – Chuck meeting the little man and let me know if it is what Ты were hoping for, I hope I did a good job. :)


Chuck walked out of the building in some kind of daze. He just couldn’t get it. He knew what he has just seen but it didn’t make any sense. Even thought he suspected she was hiding something, this hadn’t run through his mind.

Another boyfriend? Yes. A fucking husband? Maybe. But a kid? Not once. And it just didn’t fit. How could they not notice that she was disappearing few times a week for a whole night? Besides he just didn’t understand it. None of it.

Because even if they – Blair and this asshole of her husband или whoever he really was – had some troubles, he wouldn’t just let her go to someone else, right? So how the fuck did he not notice anything? Was he blind или something? And she! Did she not thing he would find out? Was she really that naive? Well, maybe they’re both stupid.

But still, she couldn’t think that it would just go on. Did she just assume that she could break it off when she would have a wish to do so? He’s Chuck Bass, damn it! Ты don’t do something like this to Chuck Bass. If something, he does it to Ты and Ты let him because that’s the way it is.

So, had Blair Waldorf really thought she can beat him at his own game? Well, he will Показать her. And it won’t be pretty. No matter how much he lov…, likes her. Yes, he likes her. A little. So? He likes a lot of girls, their bodies most likely but still. Blair Waldorf или not she’s going to pay. Whatever he likes her a little или not.

Ok, a little еще than a little. A whole lot more. Fine, there is a little, tiny chance he may possibly Любовь her. But there is no situation without a way out of it. He never loved anyone before and he was living just fine. He will just have to fall out of this stupidity. He fell in, so he will fall out. Nothing’s easier.

This thought and few scotches he had in his bar, he was now sitting in, made him feel better at once. Really, why shouldn’t he feel good now? Everything was solved. He will get his revenge on his lying ex (he will give her a break up call later) girlfriend and he’ll live a happy, free of problems life with his drink and whores. Because what was wrong with his whores? They were easy and easy was good.

Maybe they didn’t have a class, wit and beauty of fucking Blair Waldorf but he was never classy after all. He was a бас, бас-гитара and Basses were boozing womanizers not classy prince charmings.

He ended his latest scotch when all these plans fell out of the window with the appearance of his assistant (he wasn’t sure if he should огонь her или let her suffer a little before). She looked around for a few moments before spotting him. When their eyes met, he turned around but not before noticing she started to walk towards him. The last thought that went through his mind before she got to him was ‘Hell, this can’t be good Chuck. Ты should really hide better, stupid.’ Well too late now, isn’t it?

‘Chuck, we need to talk.’ She seemed unsure, a little afraid of his reaction to seeing her.

‘Really? I don’t think so.’ He mumbled not taking his eyes away from the glass.

‘Chuck, please. Ты don’t understand.’ She pleaded touching his shoulder hesitantly.

‘Oh, I think I understand it all. Pretty good if Ты want to know.’ He сказал(-а) not giving a reaction to where her hand was.

‘It’s not like that.’ Blair tried again, hoping he would actually let her explain. Hell, if he won’t she will just have to tie him to something and make him hear her out.

‘Oh, sorry. I can’t believe I missed the moment Ты had told me about your fucking family.’ He сказал(-а) sarcastically.

‘Can we go upstairs and talk?’ She asked and he finally looked at her with angry but also a little curious expression. ‘Please, Chuck.’ She decided to use his interest.

‘Fine.’ He spat out and started walking towards the elevator without waiting for her.

Blair quickly rushed after him and after a fast walk; they were riding up to his suite. She was staring at him, trying to make eye contact but he purposely avoided it so she gave up with a sigh. She got him to talk with her and it already was еще than she had been hoping for.

Finally, they arrived and before she knew it, they were sitting on the opposite ends of the couch. He was quiet and she knew was waiting for her to start as she wanted to have this conversation.

‘Chuck, promise Ты listen without interrupting.’ She asked him, wishing he would agree for once,

‘Fine.’ He сказал(-а) again rolling his eyes. She knew he was trying to pretend that he didn’t care what she had to say.

‘What Ты saw today…’ she started and stopped for a минута to gather her thoughts.

‘I know what Ты think it was but it’s not. John, the man Ты met, he’s not my husband. или my boyfriend. He’s not my anything and I have never cheated on Ты for that matter. But yes, I hid something from you. He’s actually Jenny’s boyfriend. And she’s…’ She couldn’t get it out. It was a deciding moment in their relationship and she knew it would make them stronger или break them. Well, she didn’t really have a choice.

‘She’s a babysitter. She’s my son’s babysitter and the boy Ты saw… it’s Christopher, my son.’ Blair ended her speech shaking slightly and looked at him expectedly. Saying she was nervous about his reaction would be an understatement.

Through all the time she was speaking, Chuck sat there with a blank expression. But what she found in his eyes now was a mix of surprise, fear, relief and something she couldn’t read.

‘You have a son?’ He asked to make sure as it all seemed impossible even though half an час назад he thought she was married.

‘Yes. He’s four.’ She сказал(-а) smiling at a thought of her baby.

He was silent after her response and she was going crazy with the worry. Well, what did Ты except Blair? That he would say ‘Awesome, I’d Любовь to have a girlfriend with a kid.’? Sure, he doesn’t want her anymore. Maybe he broke his ‘no dating’ rule for her but he still is Chuck Bass.

She really was stupid even starting something with him. She just couldn’t avoid trouble when it came to men apparently. It was really time to go back to her own ‘no relationships’ rule. When she was already opening her mouth to say him she won’t bother him anymore, he beat her and spoken first.

‘So… when can I meet him?’ He asked smiling slightly and moving closer to her from his end.

‘What?’ She stuttered, staring at him with widened eyes. Sure she must have heard him wrong. He didn’t actually mean…

‘I want to meet him.’ He broke her thoughts and his smirk was back in place. ‘We’re together, he’s a big part of your life and I hope I can be a part of both of yours lives.’ He added taking her hand.

She just smiled and kissed him. They continued for a while before the air became a necessity.

‘I’m sorry I hadn’t told Ты sooner.’ She murmured in his neck.

‘It’s ok. Just no еще secrets, Waldorf.’ He whispered back and hugged her tighter.

‘I promise.’ She сказал(-а) and moved back to look at him, the smile seeming permanent.

‘But I really hope there aren’t any other men in your life.’ He joked giving her one еще peck on the lips.

‘Nope. But I don’t think you’ve got any chances with the little one.’ She replayed with a smirk. She then kissed him again with a hunger.

‘I don’t doubt it.’ He mumbled in her lips.


‘I’ll come by at six, ok?’ Chuck asked Поцелуи his girlfriend’s neck.

It was Monday afternoon and they have just left the office. The boss and his assistant were now standing in front of the building, Далее to his limo. When Blair had objected about Поцелуи where everyone could see them, Chuck сказал(-а) he doesn’t care what they think which he has never done before. She wanted to say something else but quickly forgot about it when his lips attacked hers again.

Yesterday, when she was getting ready to leave after they had ‘properly’ made up, he asked when he could see her son again and they decided not to wait longer. She was now going Главная and he would come by later. She wanted for them to go together now but he had to ‘prepare’ himself as he’d told so she let it go. She was used by now to his weird habits.

‘Yeah, that’s fine.’ She answered and gave him a peck before walking away.

She wanted to go to one of the shops near the company so she had declined his ride offer. She turned back after few steps and saw him watching her. She smiled and waved at him and he finally got in the limo after he gave her his own smile and wave.


Blair opened with a grin. It was six p.m. and he was right on time. She laughed as the first thing she saw was a big, in the size of her child, stuffed Nemo. After a moment from behind emerged her boyfriend’s head. He grinned back at her and she shook her head still laughing.

‘Well, бас, бас-гитара I never took Ты for a toys type. Though I’m just glad Ты didn’t bring a bass, I’d have to dump you.’ She сказал(-а) with a smile.

‘Oh, I think Ты know very well that I’m all for toys.’ He replayed with a smirk. She blushed and smacked his shoulder after he came in.

‘Christopher’s in the living room. It’s on the left.’ She changed the subject and closed the door. Then she went after him but he suddenly stopped not going in.

Blair looked at him surprised and saw that he was almost shaking from nerves. She smiled, excited to see the great Chuck бас, бас-гитара without his usual restraint and besides he was so cute without knowing it.

‘Are Ты nervous?’ She inquired taking his free of the plush animal hand.

‘Of course not.’ He bit out quickly, sending her a glare.

She raised her eyebrows and he sighed.

‘Maybe a little. What if he won’t like me?’ He asked, his voice giving away how much tense he really was.

‘Don’t be stupid. I’m sure he’ll like you.’ She assured him with a smile. When she saw he was still worried, she added ‘How could he not? I like Ты a lot and he’s got my DNA after all. Now, come on big baby. It’s time for Ты to meet this guy Ты were so jealous of.’

He rolled his eyes but went after her. Inside he saw a little boy who he didn’t expect to look so… Blair. He was a boy all right, by if there ever was a male version of Blair Waldorf then it was standing right in front of him, looking at him with the same eyes he couldn’t resist since he saw them first time few months ago.

‘Mommy is it your boyfriend?’ the little one asked not taking his stare away from Chuck who had the Nemo behind his back to hide it from the kid.

‘Yes, sweetie. This is my friend, Chuck.’ She replayed though Serena was already ‘kind’ enough to tell her son that Mr. бас, бас-гитара was really his mom’s boyfriend. Leave it to her blond best friend to speak with a four год old about boyfriends.

‘Hi, Mr. Chuck. I’m Christopher Waldorf.’ He сказал(-а) and extended his hand out for the older to shake.

‘Hello. It’s great to finally meet you.’ Chuck answered with the same formal tone, trying not to chuckle and shook the boy’s hand. ‘But call me Chuck, ok?’

‘Ok, Chuck.’ Christopher сказал(-а) with a smile.

‘Now, I have something for you.’ The older brunette stated and showed the stuffed рыба to the boy. ‘I hope Ты like it. I heard Ты fancy fishes.’ He added with a smile, giving the toy to him.

‘Thank you! It’s the best one ever!’ The little Waldorf yelled with a joy, hugging the fish. He then put it Далее to him and hugged Chuck with his small arms.

Chuck tensed for a moment before relaxing and embracing him back with a beam.

‘Nemo’s my Избранное movie. Do Ты want to watch it with me?’ He asked looking hopefully at his mommy’s friend.

‘I’d really like that. Go put it on and I’ll be right there, I’ll have to ask your mom something first.’ He responded and watched the boy run to his room with the рыба shuffling after him.

‘So, how have I done?’ Chuck inquired when they were alone.

‘You were amazing though after Ты showed up with this gift there was no doubt he’ll Любовь you.’ Blair replayed with a smile which hasn’t left her face since she saw her two boys together.

‘Well, in this case… what do I have to buy his mommy so she’d Любовь me too?’ He asked and went away with a wink, leaving her there with an open mouth.

tbc