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Yeah, I just never thought the person I want would be Blair Waldorf.
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I committed social suicide for you.
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Honestly, it's worth risking an оранжевый jumpsuit not to have to face another Botox
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Ты prefer when you're the one in the spotlight. But it's my turn now. Ты can ha
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Well I'm really glad Ты two found each other because Ты sure Остаться в живых me.
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Biggest regret of my life.
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I mean that's a little bit of an overstatement, but yeah, it was not a good kiss.
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Just to be clear, we are not Друзья
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Blair W and Dan H. This is even better than my parents' divorce. Please tell me i
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No no. Don't let Sarah Palin ruin it for you. Alaska is amazing.
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That's because you're from Florida.
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Oh Ты should have been suspicious the минута someone wanted to pay Ты for your
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I will see to it personally that Penelope is deported to a desperate Third World
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Usually I'd make him wait a standard 48 hours before going on a дата but I make e
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Veselka. And guilty weird или hungry weird? The man loves his pierogies.
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And... I'm sorry. I'm still new at this. How is that better than just asking them
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No. It says "let's skip ужин and make a sex tape." Keep looking.
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I had three espressos and then I picked a fight with a barista.
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Takes the edge off the coke.
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Who moves a party?
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Well have they seen Princess Stephanie's husbands? I'm not a circus performer.
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The only thing thicker than blood is the ink on Page Six.
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No one can see me here, and even though Ты fall under that moniker I still need
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