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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Вопрос a bit назад asking what bothers Ты about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Ты haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, Ты probably...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides by calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets Ты a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE год OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The Книги aren’t well written, just because Ты make up...
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This is a Список of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't Ты think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...
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Here's a Список of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, или just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many Фаны are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read by any age group. Twilight is geared еще towards angst 15 год olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with Ты as Ты read. The first Книги start out fairly tame but mature as Ты mature....
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I knw that many of Ты hv read the Книги and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe Фильмы and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter Фан recommended this series to me and gave me all the Фильмы and books. I finished Чтение all the Фильмы and also finished Чтение all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...
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posted by SpecialAgentKat
*I used to like Twilight until I started really Чтение it and it seemed like the еще I heard или read into it, the еще negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a Фан of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them by their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...
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posted by snuggles123
twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if Ты want to know еще go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my Статья with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't Ты see
I'm calling
A guy like Ты should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...
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posted by GoodPunchMione
I honestly don't hate, dislike, like или Любовь Twilight. It's just neutral with me. I never really had any problem with it until I saw an Статья saying that Harry Potter copied Twilight. The person who wrote it also went so far as to say that J.K. Rowling is ugly and that Stephenie Meyer is the pretty one. It just irked me, because the looks don't even matter (they're both equal too) and it's not a valid point.

She сказал(-а) something about Sirius Black being copied from Jacob Black - who is commonly described as a big волк in his werewolf form. And Sirius (she spelled it as 'Serious'. I laughed...
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posted by Ravenclaw2001
Let's just get this straight before Ты go harping on my Статья because I'm a Twitard. Because I'm not. I'm just getting a little sick of Bella лебедь being called "too perfect". She's perfect about to the extent that I am a Twilight fan. Which is to say, not at all.


OK, Let me tell Ты a story about a REAL Mary-Sue.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Анастасия B. Ana was in 6th grade, she was tiny for the age of ten (she skipped kindergarten), she was absolutely adorable, and she was in Gifted and 7th grade math. Boys all loved her, and she could crochet, knit, and she had perfect handwriting....
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Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...
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 J.K. Rowling beats Stephanie Meyer any day.
J.K. Rowling beats Stephanie Meyer any day.
10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT


Just a note..i DIDN'T write this,it's from an Статья on SendMe,i didn't want to just leave a link because no one checks them(lol),so i decided to paste the text here -fanpop style. <3

I agree with this Статья and i think Ты will too.




10. Harry Potter is not afraid to face the dark side.



J.K. Rowling is not scared to startle the reader with something unexpected, like death. In Twilight, the bad guys always get what’s coming to them, like death или justice. Where’s the suspense?

Even in Harry Potter’s world full of magic and fantastical...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
This was not written by me. It was written by the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic или emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story или novel или what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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 WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!
1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Вампиры that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered Ты make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: Оружие and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. Ты silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that черепаха hiding smugly inside of its shell:...
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posted by HopeEve
ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:





1. Robert Pattinson, can Ты say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to Актёрское искусство ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.


2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have Ты SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no Актёрское искусство ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to Актёрское искусство ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...
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posted by TheFangirl101
A werewolf, by most common lore, is a human that has been bitten by another werewolf, so сказал(-а) human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten by Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another Популярное example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing Ты must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his или her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This Статья was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
(i have edited this Статья so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell Ты why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are Чтение that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child безопасно, сейф book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 год old...
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posted by hpotterforever7
Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter Автор J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy Письмо to attend the звезда studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight Автор Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that Письмо is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore сказал(-а) lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and еще black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and сказал(-а) some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...
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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some Дебаты on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few еще assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out Виктория-победительница in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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