This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how Ты guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else Ты guys want to see addressed.




Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Вопрос a bit назад asking what bothers Ты about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Ты haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, Ты probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...

Alright, so here I am again in the Статья section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give Ты my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...

I'll admit, I have a pretty diverse bookshelf. I have the Harry Potter Complete Series box set Далее to my Twilight books. People who burn/flame either book are either A. extraordinarily biased или B. have a legitimate reason and may actually have something intelligent to say. To find out what people thought, I decided to ask people who surrounded me at school what their opinions were. If you're interested, read on...

I took a survey of my fellow female students to see what they thought at my middle school (what possessed me to do so, I cannot say), and many of the Ответы I heard were something...

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore сказал(-а) lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and еще black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and сказал(-а) some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but еще often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Вампиры go to high school?”, или “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, или can be logically theorized. These are usually followed by “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, или “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, или my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

“Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.”

At first glance, Ты would think this is just another oh-so-clever Anti-Twilight slogan, reiterated by the Twilight hating masses, but in reality, are these antis only slamming themselves?



First off, what Era is Harry Potter ending? It’s own? So in other words, “Harry Potter is the end of Harry Potter”.

I’m assuming this “Error” is meant to represent Twilight, correct? So in other words, much like the above, “Twilight is the end of Twilight”.

In conclusion, “Harry Potter is the End of Harry Potter. Twilight...

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily еще than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven Книги with hardly any Вопросы left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot еще to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an жопа, попка to Harry). She had every...

As Ты can tell, I do not like Twilight. However, there is one character in the "saga" that I definatley agree with. That person happens to be... Rosalie.

Sure Rosalie is a сука most of the time, but when Ты watch her in "Eclipse" [my sister made me watch all the movies] Ты actually discover why she acts like that, especially towards Bella, and to be honest, I can't really blame her. In fact, I actually felt bad for her, and heres why:

In "Eclipse" Rosalie explains to Bella about what it's like to be a vampire, and the consequences. Rosalie was once a human in the 1930's era who had so many...

So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...

I like Twilight. I used to Любовь Twilight. But then, I began to feel disappointed. I wanted Bella to have DONE something that actually could affect the entire WORLD. Suddenly, I created my own versions of Edward and Bella and the Volturi. I like Twilight as it is....but it would be much better like this.
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Bella лебедь tugged on her muddy brown ponytail to keep in in place as thundered roared and rain came down in buckets on the deserted island. The forest, slick with slime and muck, was dangerous enough without HIM lurking in the shadows. Her ears picked up a soft sound beneath the gale. He...

please leave Комментарии so i no if this story sucks или not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have Ты ever had one of those dreams, were Ты try and run fast but Ты just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased by two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Вампиры hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach Ты that your сердце pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since Вампиры hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, или blush, или anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is сказал(-а) several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule или point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight Фаны and some new Harry Potter Фаны here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my Назад article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to оксфордский, oxford, оксфорд English Dictionary...

I think Собаки are way better than Кошки because they actually Любовь Ты еще than Кошки do. The only reason why Кошки Любовь Ты is that Ты feed them and that is it. Собаки are such emotional Животные that if Ты are having a bad день they will come over and snuggle up in your lap and with Кошки Ты have to get up and walk over to them! Also Ты might say but some Собаки are aggressive and bark all the time that’s only because they have been treated badly, a science study actually proved that no dog is born bad it is the owner the only reason if a dog is born bad is if it has a mental health issue but...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides by calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets Ты a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE год OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The Книги aren’t well written, just because Ты make up...

twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if Ты want to know еще go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my Статья with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't Ты see
I'm calling
A guy like Ты should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...

I've read plenty of arguments stating that Bella лебедь is anything but a normal teenager. But, if we skip the whole Сверхъестественное Любовь треугольник part of the series (Which, granted, is most of it) the Вопрос remains: Is Bella лебедь a normal teenager?

Lets take a look at the average teenager. еще often than not, teenagers are stubborn, make bad choices, and consider themselves the center of the universe. I'm not intending to insult anyone here, this is what I have observed. We don't do it all the time though, other times we can be selfless, make great choices, and happy. We also sometimes go through...

This is taken place two years after the events of New Moon.. I warn Ты , it's really long.

Sorry for the typos. I'm really tired.

2.41pm
Sitting on Emily's диван, мягкий уголок for the thousanth time in the last week, was surely a high light.
But the waiting for Jacob was not. He can take far too long sometimes, no doubt he does it on purpose, that way when he finally arrives, I'm almost boucing up and down.

I can tell he likes to see me like that, to see me happy, most defiantly for him.

But I suppose the most fulfilling thing in my growing need for Jacob is watching little Lylia and Dannielle sleep peacefully...

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the Комментарии section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN Любовь AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, Ты hate me.
Edward: No I Любовь you
Bella: Ты Любовь me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted Ты from the start, wasn't...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire Фаны (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other Вампиры have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...