1-I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House Цвета indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2-No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3-Growing Марихуана или hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4-"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5-I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6-I will not go to class skyclad.
7-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate дата to the Yule Ball.
8-I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told Ты I was hardcore".
9-I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
10-Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12-House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13-Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14-I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15-Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16-"Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17-Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
18-I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19-I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20-The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
21-It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once Ты go Black, Ты never go back."
22-I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23-I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24-I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25-I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26-The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27-I am not a tribble Animagus.
28-I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, или owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, или piranha.
29-I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30-Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31-Sirius Black is not #24601.
32-I will not lick Trevor.
33-I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34-I am not being repressed.
35-Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
36-I will not change the Пароль to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
37-There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38-I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39-Asking "How do Ты keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40-I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41-I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42-It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43-It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44-Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45-I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46-I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47-I will not ask Dumbledore to Показать me the pointy hat trick.
48-I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49-There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50-I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
2-No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3-Growing Марихуана или hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4-"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5-I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6-I will not go to class skyclad.
7-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate дата to the Yule Ball.
8-I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told Ты I was hardcore".
9-I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
10-Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12-House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13-Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14-I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15-Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16-"Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17-Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
18-I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19-I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20-The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
21-It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once Ты go Black, Ты never go back."
22-I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23-I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24-I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25-I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26-The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27-I am not a tribble Animagus.
28-I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, или owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, или piranha.
29-I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30-Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31-Sirius Black is not #24601.
32-I will not lick Trevor.
33-I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34-I am not being repressed.
35-Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
36-I will not change the Пароль to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
37-There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38-I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39-Asking "How do Ты keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40-I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41-I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42-It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43-It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44-Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45-I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46-I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47-I will not ask Dumbledore to Показать me the pointy hat trick.
48-I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49-There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50-I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
2. Luna is a true Ravenclaw, underneath all that quirkiness, there is a layer of intelligence. She's the one who led Harry to the Grey Lady and she spoke the last words for Dobby.
3. No matter, how flawed Ты are, Luna will always see the good things about you.
4. Luna doesn't care what Ты think of her, she's different and proud of it. For example, she always wears her редис, редька earrings and Spectra-specs, and she doesn't care if it looks odd.
Based on an original new story by J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is a new play by Jack Thorne. It is the eighth story in the Harry Potter series and the first official Harry Potter story to be presented on stage.
It was always difficult being Harry Potter and it isn’t much easier now that he is an overworked employee of the Ministry of Magic, a husband and father of three school-age children.
While Harry grapples with a past that refuses to stay where it belongs, his youngest son Albus must struggle with the weight of a family legacy he never wanted. As past and present fuse ominously, both father and son learn the uncomfortable truth: sometimes, darkness comes from unexpected places.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is one play presented in two Parts, which are intended to be seen in order on the same день (matinee and evening) или on two consecutive evenings.
It was always difficult being Harry Potter and it isn’t much easier now that he is an overworked employee of the Ministry of Magic, a husband and father of three school-age children.
While Harry grapples with a past that refuses to stay where it belongs, his youngest son Albus must struggle with the weight of a family legacy he never wanted. As past and present fuse ominously, both father and son learn the uncomfortable truth: sometimes, darkness comes from unexpected places.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is one play presented in two Parts, which are intended to be seen in order on the same день (matinee and evening) или on two consecutive evenings.
