Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.

2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."

3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."

4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.

5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.

6) Tell him Ты are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his Любовь for him.

7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as Ты can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"

8) Follow him around all day, Пение Somewhere over the Rainbow.

9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.

10) Ask him what's his Избранное type of flower.

11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball платье, бальное платье while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one by one; to dance with Ты guys

12) Hide under Voldemort's постель, кровати and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night

13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes

14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'

15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?

16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime Ты think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'

17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright Цвета and glitter.

18)Tell him Ты think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'

19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)

20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful