Ты know very well that Ты will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
Ты say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter Книги out so far ten или еще times!!! (I have!!!)
Ты follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
Ты often call a teacher Ты don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when Ты ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because Ты often ride around your Главная on a метла trying to fly.
Ты try every день to get people to Переместить in pictures.
Ты have a wand that Ты use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why Ты turn in your homework on parchment.
Ты have two sets of each book and send off еще copies to Друзья and penpals (me!) and recommend the Книги to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your Друзья wonder where Ты got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times Ты сказал(-а) it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
Ты constantly pester your family to Переместить to Britain so Ты can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
Ты write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and Ты used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
Ты talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
Ты scower the libraries around your town and school for Книги like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling Ты "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
Ты constantly pester your artsy Друзья to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
Ты go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
Ты have tons of papers on Harry Potter that Ты printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
Ты have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your стол письменный, стол area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
Ты made Ты parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
Ты constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the Далее book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, Ты place a hold on the two books.
Ты try to make your eighteen год old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
Ты go to the zoo and try to speak to the удав, боа constrictor.
Ты go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your Друзья are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why Ты have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
Ты keep going to Поиск engines, trying to find еще Фан sites.
Ты don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
Ты want a prequel!!!
Ты want еще than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
Ты wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard by J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
Ты get excited by any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
Ты saw the movie "The Haunting" & сказал(-а) flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
Ты got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
Ты thought a place Ты went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
Ты have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
Ты say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
Ты constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
Ты have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
Ты stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
Ты have a mirror Ты call "Erised."
Ты beg your parents to get Ты an owl.
Ты want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
Ты constantly quote characters.
Ты bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
Ты wear black robes and pointed hats.
Ты glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten Ты hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
Ты try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
Ты get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
Ты get a diary and never write in it.
Ты are slightly amused by me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands Ты a Harry Potter poster, when, though Ты hadn't asked, Ты were about to . . . (ME!)
Ты scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news или anyplace else.
Ты eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; Ты get the idea . . .
Ты automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
Ты tell adults that they have to read the Книги and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
Ты dress up as a witch или wizard for Хэллоуин to Показать off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Хэллоуин for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Ты break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
Ты say that despite the fight, Ты and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid Пение egg."
Ты often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys Ты and Ты aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
Ты scare reporters by sending them Фан mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
Ты and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon Ты find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
Ты are an avid Фан fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes Ты scream, laugh, applaud, или в общем и целом, общая just become rather giddy.
Your Друзья refer to Ты as "that Harry Potter maniac."
Ты can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
Ты meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
Ты enter every Harry Potter contest available.
Ты start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the Далее book is going to take longer to come out than Ты think it should!
Ты actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
Ты believe that Ты know еще about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
Ты beg your chemistry teacher to help Ты make a "potion" and s/he tells Ты to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered by Ты any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
Ты find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know Ты by your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
Ты say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter Книги out so far ten или еще times!!! (I have!!!)
Ты follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
Ты often call a teacher Ты don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when Ты ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because Ты often ride around your Главная on a метла trying to fly.
Ты try every день to get people to Переместить in pictures.
Ты have a wand that Ты use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why Ты turn in your homework on parchment.
Ты have two sets of each book and send off еще copies to Друзья and penpals (me!) and recommend the Книги to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your Друзья wonder where Ты got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times Ты сказал(-а) it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
Ты constantly pester your family to Переместить to Britain so Ты can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
Ты write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and Ты used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
Ты talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
Ты scower the libraries around your town and school for Книги like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling Ты "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
Ты constantly pester your artsy Друзья to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
Ты go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
Ты have tons of papers on Harry Potter that Ты printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
Ты have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your стол письменный, стол area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
Ты made Ты parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
Ты constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the Далее book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, Ты place a hold on the two books.
Ты try to make your eighteen год old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
Ты go to the zoo and try to speak to the удав, боа constrictor.
Ты go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your Друзья are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why Ты have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
Ты keep going to Поиск engines, trying to find еще Фан sites.
Ты don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
Ты want a prequel!!!
Ты want еще than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
Ты wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard by J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
Ты get excited by any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
Ты saw the movie "The Haunting" & сказал(-а) flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
Ты got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
Ты thought a place Ты went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
Ты have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
Ты say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
Ты constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
Ты have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
Ты stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
Ты have a mirror Ты call "Erised."
Ты beg your parents to get Ты an owl.
Ты want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
Ты constantly quote characters.
Ты bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
Ты wear black robes and pointed hats.
Ты glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten Ты hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
Ты try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
Ты get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
Ты get a diary and never write in it.
Ты are slightly amused by me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands Ты a Harry Potter poster, when, though Ты hadn't asked, Ты were about to . . . (ME!)
Ты scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news или anyplace else.
Ты eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; Ты get the idea . . .
Ты automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
Ты tell adults that they have to read the Книги and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
Ты dress up as a witch или wizard for Хэллоуин to Показать off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Хэллоуин for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Ты break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
Ты say that despite the fight, Ты and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid Пение egg."
Ты often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys Ты and Ты aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
Ты scare reporters by sending them Фан mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
Ты and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon Ты find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
Ты are an avid Фан fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes Ты scream, laugh, applaud, или в общем и целом, общая just become rather giddy.
Your Друзья refer to Ты as "that Harry Potter maniac."
Ты can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
Ты meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
Ты enter every Harry Potter contest available.
Ты start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the Далее book is going to take longer to come out than Ты think it should!
Ты actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
Ты believe that Ты know еще about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
Ты beg your chemistry teacher to help Ты make a "potion" and s/he tells Ты to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered by Ты any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
Ты find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know Ты by your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
