Ты know you've read SS/PS one too many times when Ты . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a лимон Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that Ты don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time Ты see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on сказал(-а) walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when Ты get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap Болталка bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave Болталка sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell Болталка people that Ты know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, масло, сливочное масло mellow, turn this stupid fat крыса yellow," at every мышь Ты see.
18. Tell your Друзья to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in сказал(-а) mirror.
21. Set огонь to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time Ты enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that Ты know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil Ты think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch или wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to Ты to the "cupboard under the stairs," или "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will Показать up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. Поиск every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a лимон Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that Ты don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time Ты see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on сказал(-а) walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when Ты get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap Болталка bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave Болталка sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell Болталка people that Ты know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, масло, сливочное масло mellow, turn this stupid fat крыса yellow," at every мышь Ты see.
18. Tell your Друзья to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in сказал(-а) mirror.
21. Set огонь to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time Ты enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that Ты know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil Ты think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch или wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to Ты to the "cupboard under the stairs," или "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will Показать up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. Поиск every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
