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posted by BellaCullen96
вверх Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. Ты say, "Do Ты think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. Избранное discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Хэллоуин as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His Избранное excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. Ты catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

(From "The Late Показать with David Letterman")


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вверх Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old

10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured by liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. Название of his Далее movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd Ты say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.

(From "The Late Показать with David Letterman")


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вверх Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
by Bob Sindeldecker

10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes


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Narcissa Malfoy's вверх Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
by Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton

10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. Ты %!#@&* BRAT!!!
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