1. Ты tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written еще letters to them than Ты can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Иисус do?) Ты ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. Ты have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. Ты have еще pictures of them than Ты do of your own family.

6. Ты were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. Ты can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. Ты don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think Ты suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear Ты referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."