Гарри Поттер Article: A Список of Harry Potter Theories

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posted by FallingWitch

There have been a lot of Harry Potter theories, ranging from the ridiculous to the strange to the horrifying.

I have composed a Список here.

Please Комментарий any other theories Ты know of that I've missed. :)

Also: there are major spoilers in some of these. Далее to each one, if there is a spoiler, I will write the book that it spoils, so if Ты haven't read that one: skip that theory.

1. The Dursley Family is Justified (Spoils Deathly Hallows)

This is one of my favorites, by the way. Now, we all know that Horcruxes often corrupt people (the medallion, Riddle's diary) and Harry is, as it was revealed in the seventh book, a Horcruxes. So wouldn't it make sense that Harry has a 'bad energy'? This could explain why the Dursleys were so mean to him - yes, they hated Wizards, but some people needed еще of an explanation and deduced that Harry simply annoyed people.

2. Draco Malfoy is a Werewolf (Minor spoiler)
Lucius Malfoy pissed Voldemort off later in the series, and what else would He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named do then send Greyback after Lucius's son? Draco was bit after his fifth год ended.

3. Dumbledore is Ron
Okay, this one is plain crazy, but I Любовь it. This theory states that Ron is a version of Dumbledore, gone back in time to help out Harry. Think about it: Ron and Dumbledore are described as having the same appearance... Yeah, no. This I still an insane theory.

4. Harry is Crazy
This one is really sad, and made me half-depressed for an hour. The theory goes like this: Harry went so crazy because of his uncle and aunt that he invented a whole world for himself, a world where magic existed... And this theory actually makes sense. Harry imagined a world where he was the Chosen One, where he defeated a powerful wizard, where his parents died for good, where he had Друзья and was famous. It's sad, but even J.K Rowling approves. She сказал(-а) this was her Избранное Фан theory.

Anyways, do Ты have any other Harry Potter theories to share?

Flickerflame, ImAnEasel and 1 other like this

zanhar1 Bellatrix is a horcrux is one of my favorites. Lol Ron is Dumbledor, illuminati confirmed.

glelsey Nice compilation! I think out of these I'd only heard the first one before, the others are all new to me. :) I especially like the third and fourth ones. I'm a sucker for wacky time travel stuff so the idea of Dumbledore sending his kid self back in time to assist and befriend Harry is just the perfect mix of insane and awesome. And the fourth one is such a mind-screw it's great.

BlackVeilPsycho I like the last one

Flickerflame The Ron one is hilarious... they don't really look the same. I think they're eyes are meant to be a different shade of blue, Ron's being darker, and Ron has bright ginger hair while Dumbledore's was auburn. And then there's the fact that they had completely different families and childhoods.... The Dursleys one is interesting. My theory there is that their abuse and neglect of Harry was actually trying to protect him in a way - they genuinely believed it could "squish" the magic out of him so there wouldn't be a risk of him dying like his parents did.

ImAnEasel ^ I prefer that Dursley theory. It's very heartwarming. Also, I think if Harry being a Horcrux had that much of a negative effect on people, then more people would have pushed him away.

Flickerflame Good point. But maybe magic has a bit of a shielding effect, so it has a stronger effect on a Muggle family?

Pinnipedi I heard a theory that J.K. Rowling is actually Rita Skeeter but that's just plain ridiculous.

Flickerflame ^I've heard that one too, or a similar one. That she's a witch who's been employed by the Ministry of Magic to publish Harry's story in the Muggle world disguised as a work of fiction.

starxroyale ahh that last one ruined my childhood

elsafan1010 The last theory is insane. I would cry if it was real.. I mean Hermione, Ron, Voldemort, Hagrid, Draco, Lucius, Narcissa and many more are just a-dream? WILD..

LowriLorenza89 ^It's even more tragic than it being a dream, it's him hallucinating it all. I've read some books and seen some episodes of TV series which suggest something similar, but it's normally done as only suggesting this as an alternate interpretation of the story. It's also a bit of a funny theory though, because one of the first things you tend to be taught about creative writing is that you should avoid the "and it was all a dream after all" type ending.

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Interview with a Mary Sue

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Authors note: If Ты don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If Ты believed me for a second, quit Чтение now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT:...

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Use well the days - (A Barty Crouch Jr. Фан Fic | feat. Sirius Black)

posted by bendaimmortal

Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a Слэш fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written by me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR...

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53 Ways to Infuriate Ron Weasley

posted by vanillaicecream

1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The Далее time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick?...

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NEW - Harry Potter Locations Лондон Tour

posted by britmovietours

Pusging the trolley through the Стена at Platform 9 34

Pusging the trolley through the wall at Platform 9 34

Climb aboard as we take Ты on a two час bus tour to some of the Лондон locations used in the Harry Potter Фильмы including sites from the latest film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the Книги and get trivia about the magical world of J.K.Rowling’s boy wizard. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Feel free to dress up as Harry Potter или any other character in the series, (only if Ты want to). Keep your wits about Ты as we’ll test your knowledge on the world of the boy wizard...

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Ways to Lighten Up the Ministry

posted by crazyduds2

1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks Ты why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap Музыка from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At Болталка times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have Ты left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to Присоединиться Ты for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that Ты have a secret. When they ask Ты what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes by and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did помадка, выдумка go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.

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25 Ways to Tick Off a Harry Potter Фан

posted by BellaCullen96

1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for Ты (even if Ты have no intention of Чтение them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them Ты think the Фильмы are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the Книги on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...

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83 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, или Generally Scare the Dursleys

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. пальто their entire кухня with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every час on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any Цветы in their garden with the ever Популярное water squirting flowers....

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Фред and George Weasley: Gone

posted by serenafan122

For several long seconds, George’s mind refused -- no, was unable -- to comprehend what his eyes were telling it. He could not believe it; surely it was not possible. A joke, или a misunderstanding, или something serious, but not that serious, not enough to warrant the tears on everyone’s faces, nor his mother’s silence and outstretched arms. Not enough for Charlie’s pale face and blank eyes, nor Ginny’s quiet whimpers, nor Percy’s shoulders, heaving with silent sobs.

And then the awareness seeped through, the sight of Fred’s body registered, and there was something in his throat,...

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harry potter??? twilight vs harry potter

posted by H20rockzcleo

hi im caitlín and i enjoy Чтение both harry potter and twiight Книги but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing Книги to read and Ты dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 4

posted by Brysis

I don´t know if this part will be a little bit confusing for some ppl but i hope Ты like it!
I really Любовь to write this story...
Thank Ты so much

His eyes were blue as always… but cold, intimidating, as the eyes of a wolf. We were in a room where I had never been before what surprised me. It was a small room with many old broken tables and chairs stowed on вверх of each other, wood shelves wrapped in паук webs caring old goblets. In one corner was a large mirror blurry by dust, all of it was made of Золото and I could see my face reflected in it. I was pale like a ghost and his eyes were still...

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

posted by Poopla

When i first watched this film, my first thought was that the film was absolutly brilliant but different from the book although it did have 400 pages ad so it was a lot to put in.
I thought the bad thing about this film was the absolutly rubbish Kiss by daniel radcliff and cho chang because it was too long and really wierd.
The good thing about the film was the special effects that made Ты belive that it was there really happening. Also, i wish we saw еще of ginny, all she did was glare at cho chang which is boring. there wasn't much talking but lots of magic and exitment. I thought that...

House hybrids

posted by Pinnipedi

Ты hear a lot about house hybrids but not much about their actual characteristics? I just wanted to write something on what each hybrid would be like. What do Ты think? BTW I was just trying to paint a picture of a stereotypical hybrid for each one. I wasn't saying all hybrids have ALL these qualities

Gryffinclaw

-Messy, prone to being very dysfunctional, don't work well within this society

-Would break the law to uphold the truth

-Against "the system"

-Spends a disproportionate of time online and not enough on school/work/uni

-Loud about their views

-Probably believes in the concept of "universal...

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Harry Potter Series- Книги или Movies?

posted by elsafan1010

I just knew I had to write this Статья after seeing a lot of Фаны debating on the topic:

"Are the Книги или Фильмы better?"

So first of all, my Любовь for Harry Potter didn't start from the books. My mother kept recommending them to me, but I was younger when the Книги came out first. That days, I always judged a book by its cover. So when I saw a Болталка boy with a scar on his forehead standing and 7 Книги about him, I said, "Mom, stop. I don't wanna read it, I feel like it won't be interesting,"

My mom сказал(-а) ok, and we left the bookshop. But from that день on, my Друзья started watching Harry Potter...

All Deaths In Harry Potter Фильмы

posted by elsafan1010

First of all I should say this are the deaths of the movies, because еще people died in the Фильмы then Книги such as Lavender. I was so sad nearly about all characters! So I'm reviewing their sadnesses and remembering, listing them.

Hedwig

Hedwig is Harry's loyal owl which was a present from Hagrid to Harry for his birthday. He died in Harry Potter and the deathly hallows while everybody drank a potion to look like Harry. The death eaters kicked him out of the way and he fell down from all the meters, never be sawn again. He has a wildly underrated death and Harry shouted "Hedwig," but never...

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⚡ Memorable Moments in Harry Potter ⚡

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Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone

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Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone

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Гарри Поттер

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Фан-арт

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Hogwarts School Teachers Scorecard

posted by 99148770

This is a Scorecard of The Hogwarts School Teachers from Harry Potter Книги and Movies, The Five rankings are Love, Like, Neutral, Dislike and Hate.

List:

*Albus Dumbledore - Love
*Minerva McGonagall - Love
*Rubeus Hagrid - Love
*Remus Lupin - Love
*Rolanda Hooch - Like
*Sybill Trelawney - Like
*Horace Slughorn - Like
*Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - Like
*Pomona Sprout - Like
*Filius Flitwick - Like
*Severus Snape - Like
*Gilderoy Lockhart - Neutral
*Quirinus Quirrell - Neutral
*Dolores Umbridge - Hate