TOTAL LIST
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.

2- Call her Pinkie Pie.

3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and Показать her.

4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.

5- Don't say anything when she punishes Ты and when she tells Ты "Why don't Ты speak up" tell her that Ты can't talk bad with animals.

6- Call Madam Pomfrey every секунда she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"

7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.

8- Turn her into a toad and tell her there isn't a difference.

9- Turn her clothes black and say its the dress code.

10- Tell her Cornelius помадка, выдумка just does whatever she wants because he wants to see some pink.

11- If she doesn't fell for that, give Cornelius a Любовь potion and make him fall in Любовь with you. Than go and Показать this to Dolores.

12- Ask her if she wanted to be like Dolores in Encanto but her parents couldn't really do it.

13- If she wants for Ты to sing, sing a muggle melody или song.

14- Give all the students Polyjuice potion to make them look like Harry.

15- Throw black fireworks on her and than tell her, "Ouch, I was trying to make fireworks like KING Weasley's but I couldn't make it pink,"

16- Ask her if she has been through the "I hate pink" phase.

17- Tell her that Professor McGonagall can turn into a cat so she should like her too.

18- Turn her into a cat but than say "I feel bad about the Кошки that will speak your language," and turn her back.

19- Ask her if she's born on a bridge.

20- Make yourself colorblind and when she asks why tell her Ты went colorblind because the розовый was way too shiny in a bad way.

21- Turn her into a stone and turn her back and say:
"You're not doing anything anyway."

22- Tell her "I Любовь you-" and stop for a while then continue as "Yeah I Любовь you're lame looks and all."

23- Accuse her to be a mudblood and tell her that one of her parents had to be a toad to make her like this.

24- Tell her there is only one Dolores Фан and point the mirror where she sees herself.

25- Tell her she could've drank some Любовь potion and looked at the mirror.

26- Turn her room black and tell her the color розовый doesn't deserve someone dark like her.

27- Look at her wallet and say, "You're broke.. But I didn't get if Ты spent the money on those розовый clothes that are hard to find in the wizarding world или to Cornelius for helping you?"

28- Inform her that Cornelius is dead.

29- Tell her she's never gonna get rid of her surname because nobody wants to marry her.

30- Read her this Список aloud.

(Guys these are all my ideas. I was inspired for 4 in wattpad but others are all mine and unique so pls don't repost these!)

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