Ты mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.
You call your least Избранное teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and Ты run outside looking for an owl.
You actually ask for a метла for Christmas.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time Ты turn on a flashlight.
You sort everyone Ты meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).
You were burned when Ты couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after Ты broke your nose running headfirst into the Стена between platforms nine and ten.
The wand order...
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