The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended by me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
by Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as Ты say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink картридж, патрон (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
Ты need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the Избранное drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will постель, кровати yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
by Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as Ты say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink картридж, патрон (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
Ты need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the Избранное drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will постель, кровати yours to command.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, или plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup масло, сливочное масло или margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried Фрукты (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
сок of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat духовой шкаф, печь to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine или масло, сливочное масло into the flour.
Add sugar, dried Фрукты and оранжевый rind.
Stir in egg.
Add молоко and just enough сок to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten или smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 минуты или until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, или plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup масло, сливочное масло или margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried Фрукты (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
сок of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat духовой шкаф, печь to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine или масло, сливочное масло into the flour.
Add sugar, dried Фрукты and оранжевый rind.
Stir in egg.
Add молоко and just enough сок to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten или smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 минуты или until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Well this is my 1st ever Фан fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if Ты know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in Любовь with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will Ты marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if Ты know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in Любовь with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will Ты marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....