Wherever Ты Will Go: Тонкс and Lupin

1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, Ты got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than Ты look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for Ты now!" *Prepare yourself by getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did Ты say something?"

5. "Why do Ты have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm...