A good friend will comfort Ты when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for Ты when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps Ты up when Ты fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps Ты find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask Ты if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at Ты and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer Ты a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with Ты at that time of month. A best friend will throw Ты a tampon and push Ты in.
A good friend gives Ты their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help Ты move. A best friend will help Ты Переместить the bodies.
A good friend will bail Ты out of jail. A best friend will be in the room Далее to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen Ты cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that Ты cried.
A good friend asks Ты to write down your number. A best friend has Ты on speed dial.
A good friend will leave Ты behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells Ты that she knows how Ты feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask Ты why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when Ты start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help Ты learn to drive. A best friend will help Ты roll the car into a lake so Ты can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when Ты go away. A best friend won't let Ты go away.
A good friend will go to a концерт with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide Ты from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after Ты in the first place.
A good friend will be there for Ты when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps Ты up when Ты fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps Ты find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask Ты if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at Ты and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer Ты a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with Ты at that time of month. A best friend will throw Ты a tampon and push Ты in.
A good friend gives Ты their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help Ты move. A best friend will help Ты Переместить the bodies.
A good friend will bail Ты out of jail. A best friend will be in the room Далее to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen Ты cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that Ты cried.
A good friend asks Ты to write down your number. A best friend has Ты on speed dial.
A good friend will leave Ты behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells Ты that she knows how Ты feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask Ты why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when Ты start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help Ты learn to drive. A best friend will help Ты roll the car into a lake so Ты can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when Ты go away. A best friend won't let Ты go away.
A good friend will go to a концерт with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide Ты from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after Ты in the first place.
