China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Япония meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh Эй,
Ты *hic* guys!” Япония meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are Ты drunk или are Ты hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Япония slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID Ты JUST CALL ME ARU!? Ты MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet Япония laughed and meowed “what are Ты getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach Япония a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to Япония and meowed “I’m sorry Япония but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s Ты who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because Ты are Актёрское искусство up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think Ты can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” Япония hissed awkwardly China bent вперед and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official Япония is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from Япония then he instantly leaped over Япония and grabbed him by the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are Ты doing!?” Япония hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing Ты because Ты were Актёрское искусство up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled by Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making Япония began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few еще red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time Япония yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before Япония appeared). Finally China released Япония and let him up “what do Ты have to say aru?” China meowed looking at Япония “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he сказал(-а) that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” Япония meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to Япония I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.
