* For all my hippie Друзья out there, this is meant to be funny. I don't do all или even most of these things. This is a joke me and my sister have together. And excuse my spelling :)
Ты know your the rebelling child of a hippie when...
... Ты throw compost and recycling into the garbage while yelling, "Fuck the enviroment!!"
...You think that what your mother tells Ты is "natrual beauty" is butt ugly.
... Ты are considered a dissapointment to your family because Ты went to college and got a real job.
... Ты get yelled at for inappropriate ужин talk because Ты talked about your день at school and not the latest campaign.
... The best way to get back at your parents is to be the best housewife ever.
... Ты change your name as soon as Ты can talk because your parents named Ты Sky, Sunshine, Eternity, или River.
... Ты are considered a heathen because your a christian.
... You've thought about joining the army just to piss your family off.
... Your parents nightmare is for Ты to go to college, get a real degree, get a real job, get married and have tons blonde children.
Add your own!!
Ты know your the rebelling child of a hippie when...
... Ты throw compost and recycling into the garbage while yelling, "Fuck the enviroment!!"
...You think that what your mother tells Ты is "natrual beauty" is butt ugly.
... Ты are considered a dissapointment to your family because Ты went to college and got a real job.
... Ты get yelled at for inappropriate ужин talk because Ты talked about your день at school and not the latest campaign.
... The best way to get back at your parents is to be the best housewife ever.
... Ты change your name as soon as Ты can talk because your parents named Ты Sky, Sunshine, Eternity, или River.
... Ты are considered a heathen because your a christian.
... You've thought about joining the army just to piss your family off.
... Your parents nightmare is for Ты to go to college, get a real degree, get a real job, get married and have tons blonde children.
Add your own!!