WARNING:This is just some stupid joke Статья which Ты really should not waste your time on.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If Ты don't wanna sit through a 2 час flim here are the main points Ты might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They Переместить at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all Ты want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. Ты probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to трещина, сплит up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The Далее time Ты hear about a "Cool party" Ты might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves Ты alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are Ты should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing Друзья and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If Ты aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the Далее 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If Ты don't wanna sit through a 2 час flim here are the main points Ты might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They Переместить at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all Ты want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. Ты probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to трещина, сплит up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The Далее time Ты hear about a "Cool party" Ты might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves Ты alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are Ты should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing Друзья and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If Ты aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the Далее 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.