One girl linked me link, so I am just posting it here. I did NOT write this. I just wanted to share with Ты girls, because this was so fun to read! ;))
Attention: This is 'M' (or maybe even MA?!XD) rated fictional story! Very smutty! XD Anyway, enjoy! :P

oh, BTW, I added a couple of pictures because this way it is funnier and еще real. :P

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HERE'S THIS LITTLE THING, KIND OF PLOTLESS/POINTLESS, BUT HERE Ты GO. THIS IS HUDDY CURRENT DAY. (IGNORING BOMBSHELLS COMPLETELY)
[my input: ignoring everything that had happened after Bombshits! :P Huddy is alive in our minds and hearts! Deal with it! And they are like REAL rabbits! HEHE :P]
House is bold font, Cuddy is italics.

What are Ты wearing

Not now.

Please?

House. I am in a meeting, NOT NOW.

So... when?

Never.

But Ты denied me this morning too!

That's because I was worried about this meeting, please House, I can't have anymore interruptions!

Fine.
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5 минуты later
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I know Ты are wearing those lacy thigh highs ;)

Then why did Ты ask?

Because after Ты put those on Ты locked me out of the bathroom.

What's your point?

Point is, I don't know what else is under that tight skirt. I know Ты look like a high priced call girl on the outside, but I just want to make sure what's underneath matches your leave-nothing-to-the-imagination exterior.

Bye House.

Come on make little Greg happy again like Ты did last night!

I swear as soon as this meeting's over I'm coming to find Ты and smash your damn phone.

Ooh sounds promising.

Please, House. I just need to get through this last half hour, I need to pay attention and I will do anything for Ты to just leave me alone! - (Oh shit, Cuddy thought, typing that without thinking.)

Okay, let's make a deal.

Then Ты will stop texting me?

Yep.

Okay, fine.

I will stop texting Ты during this meeting and any other meeting for the rest of the month...

Deal.

Uh-uh, wait just a second. If when Ты are finished with this one Ты go right back to your office and tell me what you're wearing.

That's kind of a stupid thing to bargain.

Tell me what you're wearing and then some.

Then some what?

Some еще interesting things.

Such as?

Oh Cuddy don't make me spell it out for you.

Please do.

Ok. s-e-x-t m-e.

HAHAHA.

I'm quite serious and Ты want me to keep my side of the deal, you'll be serious about it too.

What, so Ты want me to go to my office and then text dirty things to you?

That's exactly what I want.

Alright... fine.

YES. I EXPECT ONE HOT SEXT IN 25 MINUTES.

Goodbye.
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25 минуты later
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Above the black шнурок, кружева thigh highs, I am wearing a dark purple плеть, стринги and a matching push up bra.

Oh Ты can do better than that.

Ты wanted to know what I was wearing, I told you. Deal.

Oh no no no. I сказал(-а) and THEN SOME.

And what does, and THEN SOME entail?

Imagine Ты and me, together, alone... What would we be doing?

Arguing.

Do Ты want me to set your ringtone to the sounds of your orgasm every time I text Ты and then text Ты during your budget meeting Friday?

Ты WOULDN'T DARE.

I would and I will if Ты don't keep up your end of the deal.

Fine. I just need to... get in the mood.

Hmm... take your time ;)

I've never done this before.

Really? I couldn't tell!

Ты better be nice.

Will Ты punish me if I don't? =D

I don't know what to say?

Think about what we did last night and the night before and then tell me what you'd like to do tonight.

In detail?

Yes, details would be greatly appreciated.

I'm not sure how to start.

Start with... "If Ты were here I would..."

This is dumb, wouldn't Ты rather just come to my office and actually do it?

Is that an option?

No.

Then no. Now start. If Ты were here I would.

Ugh.

If Ты were here I would...

I know Ты can do it, visualize me there, Поцелуи you, grabbing your big ass...

If Ты kissed my neck in that spot that I Любовь sooo much, I'd gasp and my сердце would start to beat fast.

Now what?

Now I say what I'd do to Ты next.

Okay.

I would grab your hips and pull Ты against me and continue to suck and Kiss your neck giving Ты a big hickey. My hand would go to your hair and I'd begin to Kiss your delicious mouth.

I заворачивать, обертывание my arms around your neck and go up on my toes so I could deepen our kiss, making me feel lightheaded.

Both my hands are in your hair and I walk Ты up against your стол письменный, стол and rub my hard dick against your tiny waist.

Mmmm, I Любовь when Ты take control of me.

Well in that case... I pick Ты up and drop Ты on your стол письменный, стол and push up your tight skirt, bringing one of my hands up to rub the inside of your thigh.

I'm Поцелуи your neck and your shoulder. I let out a moan when your hand reaches my thong. I start to unbutton your shirt.

Your panties are pulled down now and your completely exposed to me.

I tell Ты to touch me and when Ты bring your right hand to my clit, I moan loudly.

Cuddy I'm so hard, take off my pants.

I'm sliding your pants off and заворачивать, обертывание a hand around your big hard dick.

Hmmm, Cuddy I need you...

I'm stroking your dick, slowly, teasing Ты while I Kiss your neck.

Ohh Cuddy you're amazing...

I slide off the стол письменный, стол and push Ты to sit in a chair.

I Kiss Ты hard on the mouth and run my fingers through your hair.

I'm on my knees in front of you, my face is close to your big dick.

My hands are resting in your hair, my сердце is beating hard.

I насос my hand once еще before I lick the head of your dick then take Ты in my mouth.

My hands are gently guiding your head up and down.

Your deep in my throat now, but I pull my head back and release Ты from my mouth.

=(

But I stand up... and lead Ты to the couch.

We are Поцелуи again and I remove the rest of your clothes.

I take off your clothes quickly, then we are on the couch, you're on вверх of me and we are Поцелуи and touching each other wherever we can reach. My сердце is pounding and I feel my breath quicken, I want you.

Someone's really getting into this!

Shut up and continue.

Ты are LOVING this.

Ты want this to end?

Not unless Ты want a certain sound recorded and set as your ringtone.

It's your turn!

I'm Поцелуи and sucking on your beautiful big tits my hand is going down between your legs.

I moan quietly when Ты touch me there.

Quietly?

Be patient ;)

I'm stroking Ты gently, Ты are so wet for me. As usual.

Mmmm... House please... more.

I slip a finger inside Ты and насос it in and out slowly.

I moan LOUDER and bury my face in your neck breathing heavily.

I am Поцелуи Ты everywhere, now I slip a секунда finger inside you.

Ohh god, Houuseee.

Yesss?

More... please...

Oh, Ты want more? еще what?

Ты know what.

Not how this works, Cuddles.

Please House. Fuck me, I need Ты so badly, I'm so wet for Ты and I want this еще than anything. I need Ты inside of me. NOW.

That's еще like it =D. I take my fingers out of Ты and lift your right leg over my shoulder and push my dick inside of Ты so slowly.

House... deeper please!

I push myself all the way inside Ты and begin to Переместить in and out, slowly, hearing your soft moans when I hit the right spot.

Oh Houseee. I grip your arms and look into your eyes, pleading Ты to give me more.

I quicken my pace, pushing deep into you, looking back into your eyes with lust.

God... you're so big. Faster. I'm moaning with every thrust.

I push into Ты even faster and harder, I can feel your body begin to tighten around mine. I know how close Ты are. I whisper your name in your ear.

I am crying your name out loud, not caring if the whole clinic can hear the sounds of our Любовь making. I can feel myself getting closer and closer. My nails dig into your arms, your body is driving me crazy, I need more. I plead Ты to push harder.

Cuddy... I'm grunting your name as I thrust so hard in and out of your insanely tight body. We are both so close. I can feel your heartbeat when I Kiss your neck, it's beating heavily and your breaths are shallow.

I заворачивать, обертывание my other leg around your back tightly. I'm tightening around Ты and groaning your name. Houseee, faster please I'm SO CLOSE.

Cuddy. God. I push in and out as hard and fast as I can until I feel both our bodies release. My brain is clouded with intense pleasure and thoughts of you.

I feel my whole body tingling, Ты pull out of me slowly, not wanting this amazing moment to end. I bring my legs down and заворачивать, обертывание my arms around you, I Любовь you, I whisper in your ear.

I Любовь Ты too, Cuddy. My breaths are slowing along with my heartbeat, my body is covered in sweat and I collapse Далее to Ты on the couch, wrapping my arms around your waist.

I sigh, that was amazing.

YES IT WAS.

That was... actually really hot ;)

Damn it, Cuddy. I'm fucking hard. Sitting in my office. Alone.

Really?

I promise I'll be a reaallly good... if Ты come up here and help me out with this little situation =D

House... we shouldn't.

Who cares? You're the boss, plus Ты can't say that Ты aren't completely turned on right now. I bet your purple panties are soaked.

You're a pig, Ты know that.

But Ты Любовь me. And Ты made me really really horny. My pants don't fit anymore. Please be a good girlfriend and make them fit again.

Ты can't do it yourself?

I could, but Ты wouldn't subject me to that, would Ты Cuddlebuns?

Subject Ты to what? Being a man?

I'll make Ты another deal.

Okay, go.

I will save your жопа, попка Далее time Ты need me to do your clinic hours because Ты have to prepare for a meeting или take a nap или something.

That doesn't happen that often.

Neither does me getting hard in my office, so it's a fair deal.

So, Далее time that I need Ты to do my clinic duty because I'm too busy, you'll just do it, no arguments?

Nope. As long as Ты get your pretty жопа, попка up here and fix my problem.

How?

Well we could go to the janitors closet and fuck =)

NO SEX.

Fine, blowjob. PLEASE?

Fine. Where?

My office is perfectly fine.

No it is not. Ты don't have a LOCK!

How about I just come down to your office.

You're going to walk through the hospital with an erection? HA.

I'll figure something out. DON'T MOVE.

So I'm blowing Ты in my office. Great...

Don't sound so excited Cuddy!

Are Ты on your way?

I'm in the elevator as we text.

Please don't tell anyone about this?

About the office blowjob? Can't do that, then every donor in the world would be lining up behind me.

Very funny... I mean the 'sexting'. Not even Wilson, it's kind of embarrassing.

Even if I did, he would never believe me.

Even so, don't.

I promise I won't. Almost there!

Am I getting anything out of this?

Ты want something besides the clinic duty?

Well... something physical would be nice too...

BE THERE SOON.

The door to Cuddy's office swung open and House wheeled himself inside. He sat on one of the hospital's wheelchairs with a lunch tray resting somewhat crookedly on his lap. Cuddy heard her text message alert.



Hungry?

Cuddy looked at him after she opened her text message and gave him a sexy grin.

"Yes."

"THANK GOD," House stood up and the tray fell from his lap revealing a very large bulge in his jeans.

"Couch," Cuddy сказал(-а) pointing.

House made his way to sit down on her couch, putting his hands behind his head and leaned back, еще than ready for Cuddy to blow his... mind.

Cuddy still had her cell phone, she typed something and then waited. House's phone dinged.

Ready? ;)

"LESS TEXTING еще SUCKING." House сказал(-а) with a big smile. Cuddy slinked over to him and dropped onto her knees. Her hands moved up his legs and started to unbuckle his ремень, пояс, пояса and then his button and zipper. She slowly dragged his jeans down to his ankles hearing him groan when she placed a hand over his huge erection in his boxers.

"Cuddddy,"

"This is what Ты wanted... right?" Cuddy looked up at him and winked, bringing his boxers down to his ankles as well. She gripped his dick and stroked him a few times before licking him lightly. She teased the head and made little circles with her tongue along his shaft. Cuddy brought her mouth to his balls and sucked on them until she knew House couldn't take it anymore, he was groaning her name. She looked up at him with eyes so filled with lust and licked up his dick once еще before taking him in her mouth.

"Ohh... godddd... yeah" House groaned when Cuddy began to bob her head up and down. She brought her head back slowly bringing her hand along with her mouth, stroking him slowly. She popped him out of her mouth, licked the head and then took him deep in her throat, humming while she tickled his very hard dick with her tongue. She squeezed it and sucked slowly. Occasionally her eyes would look up at him, his eye closed, head back and mouth open groaning every time she pushed him farther inside her mouth. She figured she'd tortured him enough and began to suck even harder and Переместить her head faster. House was groaning her name and she was loving this. She never expected that she would enjoy doing this so much. The whole sexting thing seemed completely ridiculous and the office blowjob even еще so, but god she was so turned on. She could feel her сердце pound and she knew she was so wet even though House hadn't even touched her. She took him out of her mouth so she could catch her breath. She looked up at him and licked her lips.

"Cuddy..." House сказал(-а) with a heavy sigh, "You look... like... a mess,"

"Thanks, House," Cuddy сказал(-а) with a frown.

"No, I mean, you," House said, trying to ignore his throbbing dick in her hand, "you look like a hot mess, Ты look like... like... Ты want me," He сказал(-а) and raised his eyebrows with excitement.

"Maybe I do," Cuddy replied as she stood up and began to unbutton her top.

"What are Ты doing?" House wondered, not believing what he assumed was about to happen.

"Fucking my boyfriend," Cuddy paused, "in my office."

"Yessss!" House said, kicking off his shoes, pants, boxers and pulling off his shirt. He grabbed her waist and unzipped her юбка quicker than he ever thought possible.

"Eager much?" Cuddy сказал(-а) with a chuckle.

"Eager, horny, needy, whatever, just get over here." Cuddy was completely naked now except for her heels. She bent down to unbuckle them, but she was stopped.

"Leave them on," House said.

"Why?"

"They're called Fuck-me-pumps for a reason, Cuddy," House grinned.

"Okaayyy..." Cuddy said, "You want me to keep them on?" She had a sinister grin on her face.

"Oh yeah..." House сказал(-а) as Cuddy dragged a heel up the side of his leg and rested her knee Далее to his thigh on the couch. She sat on his lap and kissed him hard on the mouth.

"Ready, big guy?" Cuddy whispered in his ear. Her hands trailed down his chest and found his dick placing it at her hot slick entrance.

"God yes!"

Cuddy sunk down on him. She could feel him fill her completely, she knew this was insane, them doing it in her office, but god he was so amazing and she wanted him so bad.

"House!" Cuddy gasped as she rose up and back down on him, her head back and hands on his shoulders. She began to bounce up and down slowly, rolling her hips every so often. House brought his hands to her boobs and massaged them gently, then brought them to her hips gripping them roughly pushing her down on him hard.

"OH!" Cuddy squeaked then began to breathe heavily. She wrapped her arms around his neck Поцелуи it gently. Cuddy continued to ride him roughly, bouncing on him, groaning at his every touch. Her heels were kind of uncomfortable, but the feeling of House inside her was clouding her mind, he was so deep and big inside her. She was being probed in all of the best places, feeling so full and so high. House was sucking on her sweaty neck, they both panted heavily in each other's arms, feeling the end of their amazing ride coming soon. House could feel Cuddy's body begin to tighten around him and he knew he would be much longer either. He wet heat squeezing him so hard it was unbelievable. He loved watching her boobs bounce each time her body dropped farther on his dick. He knew she was doing all the work, but she didn't seem to mind. Even so, he figured he'd make this even еще worth her while. House moved her face to his and kissed her rough on the mouth, making sure she knew just what she was doing to him, driving him completely insane. Then, while they continued to make out, he moved one hand to her hair and the other to her clit, massaging it gently. He heard her gasp and then he knew she was a goner. They kissed fiercely and Cuddy's body shook and tightened around him, and they came together. House could feel himself release inside her and he groaned her name, knowing they were being very loud, but hardly caring because he was fucking the most beautiful woman in the world. He heard Cuddy call out his name once еще before she slumped over him. The only sound in her office was their rhythmic breaths. House kissed Cuddy on the forehead.

"That was sooo worth it," He said.

"Worth what?" Cuddy said, her mind still clouded from her orgasm.

"The deal, no inappropriate texting and covering your clinic duty," House reminded her.

"Oh, that..." Cuddy climbed off him and lay across the couch, her legs on his lap. House stroked her smooth legs as they sat in silence for a minute.

"I can't believe we just did that," Cuddy said.

"You were sooo loud!" House сказал(-а) smiling widely.

"No I wasn't!" Cuddy blushed.

"Yeah, Ты were. I'm pretty sure the whole hospital knows that Ты just got fucked!" House laughed.

"You weren't exactly trying to keep it a secret either!" Cuddy tried not to shout.

"For once, let's not fight. That was some of the best sex we've ever had and I don't want to ruin the moment," House сказал(-а) with a sigh.

"Hmm. Deal. So, was I really that loud?" Cuddy asked worriedly.

"Afraid so, but if it's worth anything, Ты were soooo hot. With your tits bouncing in my face and that blow job. DAMN!," House replied.

"Technically the deal was only for the blow job so-" Cuddy was interrupted.

"No. I'm not doing еще clinic duty!" House argued.

"You didn't let me finish! The deal was only for the blow job, BUT since Ты were sooo amazing and it was a reallllly great orgasm, I'll let it slide. We just can't make this a habit, okay?" Cuddy said.

"I'm happy Ты are satisfied, I am also very... satisfied..." House raised his eyebrows and smirked.

"Hmm... I didn't say anything about being... satisfied," Cuddy replied with a huge smile.

"What exactly does that mean?" House asked.

"Text me later and you'll find out," Cuddy got up and took her clothes and went to the bathroom in her office.

House's phone rang.

If you're not too tired later, let's play doctor ;)

House smiled and got dressed, knowing it was time to actually get to work, a few минуты later he responded.

Maybe, if your case is interesting enough, I'll consider healing you.

Oh, I don't know if it's quite interesting enough for you, I just have this really bad itch, that I need SOMEONE to scratch... Maybe Ты could help, even if it is below your usual standards?

Damn. Ты are way above my usual standards, don't Ты worry. =)

Just as long as Ты can HEAL me, Dr. House.

Don't worry, I'll make sure Ты are in perfect condition by the time Ты leave my office, but I might suggest a regular check-up.

Whatever Ты think is necessary , Dr. I have complete trust in your expertise.

I will not disappoint you, satisfaction is GUARANTEED.

See Ты later, Dr. =)

I look вперед to examining your later ;)

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