Basically Huddy story, but with a lot of other characters. Slight Cameron bashing.. hope Ты gonna like it ;)

”Doctor Cuddy! Nice blouse… they haven’t got your size?” House as always stepped into his boss’s office not bothered with this completely piffling action which we call knocking.
“What do Ты want House” Cuddy asked with her most unemotional tone, not even looking at him from above all documents which she was studying at this moment.
“We have to act like a couple” he said. This unusual request made her look at him enquiringly.
“Explain me what do Ты mean NOW или stop bothering me.“ Nervousness and some disorientation could be heard in her voice.
“If I pay attention to other women, they are the happiest ever, and Ты are complaining? Ты know Cuddy, I thought that these all gossips about Ты are just gossips distributed by teasers, but now I see that pseudonym ‘Ice Queen’ fits Ты perfectly.”
“If Ты want somebody to stare at Ты and make щенок eyes, go to Cameron, I am working here” she сказал(-а) and looked back at the documents “in contrast to you, as a matter of fact. Shouldn’t Ты be in clinic right now?”
“Cameron… yeah… actually, I am here because of her” House replied rolling his eyes.
“Sorry, I can’t help, dying patients happen. And shrink admits on the third floor” she winced just on a thought about this oversensitive doctor.
“No, I just don’t know how to get rid of her… I’ve got enough of her nonsensical ‘love-thing’, do Ты know how exhausting is it…? Ahh, what am I talking about, how Ты could know that” he added after a moment, hitting himself in forehead with his open hand.
“I thought that Ты like when someone admires Ты like 8th Wonder of the World… Hey, wait, did I say EIGHTH? Sorry House, even magnitude of Statue of Zeus can’t be compared with size of Ты ego” she explained earnestly and sat down on her chair in еще comfortable way.
“Get over it, all those whippersnappers don’t elate me at all, look at her, it’s a child which can’t cope with its life, how would I like her fascination?” his sober tone made her ‘waking up’ distrust to ‘stand up mode’.
“And what I am suppose to do? Say: ‘Doctor Cameron, get yourself unfall in Любовь with doctor House или I will transfer Ты to the oncology’?”
“It’s easier way… Just pretend you’re my girlfriend” he was smiling affrontingly while saying this.
“What? House, are Ты insane? или maybe Ты overdosed Vicodin?”
“Easy, it shouldn’t be that bad, all I need is just make her understand, that I have someone. And when she see that this someone is you, she should get immediately that she hasn’t got any chance.”
“Tell me, why I have this feeling that this is the one of your Big Ideas which have to end up bad?” she rubbed her temple musingly.
“And… and if I agree for extra 2 hours every день in clinic for this week?”
“No… I don’t believe it, Gregory House IS COMING UP himself that he WILL BE WORKING in clinic, it must be a dream! Ты have to be very desperate.”
“So what, deal?” He asked with charming hope in his eyes.
“NO WAY! Ты really believed that I would agree for something that ridiculous like pretending to be your girlfriend only to get rid of Cameron? Just tell her to get lost.” Cuddy seemed to not seeing this martyr face House made. “If Ты have nothing to add, go to clinic and let me work” she сказал(-а) and returned to Чтение documents.

Cameron was standing near Cuddy’s office and pretended talking with one of the nurses, but at сердце all the time she was glancing nervously at House, who evidently tried to convince Cuddy to some idea. And they seemed amused. And she couldn’t stand it. ‘Wait, wait, I will Показать ya, I will Показать which one of us is better! It’s obvious that House will pick ME. I just have to make a fool of ya или make Ты hate each other’. Her thoughts were stopped by object of her affection.
“Doctor Cameron!” House shouted far too loud in order to be heard by everyone “what are Ты doing here, I told Ты clearly ‘go to clinic’, which part of the command Ты didn’t understand? Go there immediately instead of standing here like a moron. You’re totally useless” he сказал(-а) and went away without throwing even single glance at her.
She was sooo angry! Everyone heard that! ‘It won’t that easy as I thought’ she thought and went to the clinic in discourage mood.