Chapter 2 - "The Day"
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House and Wilson were lunching on the hospital’s cantina.
“House, there’s some things we need to talk about before the date” – Wilson said, a serious look on his face.
House украл, палантин some of his chips and sent him a –go ahead- look.
“Well, Ты do know that Ты can’t ruin this date, right? It’s really important to me.”
“Oh I bet it is. Wilson…“- House let out a heavy sigh – “This woman has Ты eating out of her hands. What’s she going to force Ты to do next? A trip to Hawaii with your friends?” – He paused, and then added with a wolfish smirk – “You know what? That’s actually a pretty neat idea! I begin to like this woman of yours…”
“Her name’s Kelly. Listen…She thinks Ты two have some issues, and I know, I KNOW-“ He raised his tone, when he noticed House was going to interrupt him – “It’s all my fault she thinks that way, I should’ve explained better your situation, but hey, It could be fun! I have no other Друзья to go, at least no one I trust to do this…and Ты being on the influence of money…100 bucks was it?”
“Actually, it was 200. Scared I might win? Don’t Ты try to level down the bet.”
“Whatever, I know that for the money you’ll behave accordingly, but there are some things that money doesn’t explain.”
“Oh yeah, those small green pieces of paper don’t have the power to give Совет yet. They sometimes say: Steal meeeee, Wash meeee – “- House сказал(-а) with a squeaky voice.
Wilson ignored this.
“You really have to be nice with Cuddy. Kelly hopes that this дата gets Ты guys in better terms”
House rolled his eyes. This story was out of control already, and it didn’t even begin.
“I can be nice to Cuddy.”
Wilson laughed.
“Compliment her; send her sweet smiles, DON’T STARE AT HER CHEST all the time!”
House considered this.
“I think 400 bucks will do”
Wilson sighed again, although a smile was on his face.
“House, Ты got my idea, right…? And STOP stealing my chips!”
House украл, палантин the last one and ate it really slowly with his mouth open.
“See, that’s exactly what I don’t want Ты to do tonight.”
“Don’t worry; I guess that on the fancy restaurant you’re taking us they don’t serve chips”
“House!” – Wilson cried, exasperated – “What I meant was that Ты need to discard that attitude of yours of wanting to annoy people in every single moment of your life! Oh boy, why am I doing this, I’ll just tell Cuddy to pick her own дата and make up a story about Ты two breaking up-“
“UhUH! No no, I’ll do it.”
Wilson’s eyebrows rose.
“I could use the money.”
“Right…”
They ended the rest of the meal in silence. House was in deep thought.
Being nice to Cuddy can be fun for a change.
I wonder what she’ll be wearing.
Fancy restaurant fancy dress.
She’ll look gorgeous.
I won’t be able to make nasty Комментарии about it.
Oh, bother.
I’m going to be honest with her for the first time on my life and I’m being payed for it?
How cool is that? I won’t need to explain my good actions, because they’ll all know I’m only doing it on the interest of money. Awesomeness.
Now that Wilson talked to House, the easiest part would be Cuddy.
Wilson found her at the entrance hall talking to the nurse at the desk, so he called her apart.
“Listen, Cuddy, I’m sorry about this whole situation. But thanks for taking it, mainly because it’s House we’re talking about.”
“It’ll be a pain in the ass, yes. But I guess you’d do the same for me.”
“What, going on a double дата with Ты and your boyfriend, taking House as my date? I don’t think so”
Cuddy laughed. They begun heading to the elevator. Silence.
“Don’t worry about it Cuddy, House can do wonders under the effect of money. In fact, it might be fun, Ты know. House being nice to everyone”
“Indeed. I shall take my video camera. Then I can threaten him with it and make him do extra clinic hours.”
Wilson smiled at this idea.
“Thanks, Cuddy. The fact you’re going will be a good support. Please let me know If I do something wrong, I don’t want to lose Kelly”
Cuddy smiled back and squeezed his lower arm.
“No worries. Now, if Ты excuse me, I have some paper work to clean”
They went opposite ways into their respective offices.
By the end of the day, Cuddy was finally rid of the paperwork and sighed in relief, stretching her arms while getting up from the chair she was sitting on for a couple hours.
House watched all this before entering the office in silence.
“Hey” – Cuddy сказал(-а) when she spotted him at the entrance.
“Hi. Do I know you? No? Let’s go on a double дата with this friend of mine tonight then, shall we?”
Cuddy smiled.
“Sounds good. Now, is there something Ты wanted to tell me?”
“Yes. This is actually the first time that I got myself a дата with only one sentence”
She laughed, while getting her пальто from the rack.
“Well, consider it the last one, too.”
House sent her a wolfish smile and asked:
“Sooo, I come pick Ты up by seven?”
Cuddy stared at him in disbelief.
“There’s no way you’re giving me a ride on your bike.”
“Why not?”
“I’ll be wearing a dress.”
Ah. I kind of forgot about that.
“I’ll be picking Ты up at seven.” – Stated Cuddy, putting on her пальто and making her way out of the office.
“Sure thing, boss” – He replied with sarcasm, following her steps. – “I’ll be the one wearing a плеть, стринги and a liana”
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House and Wilson were lunching on the hospital’s cantina.
“House, there’s some things we need to talk about before the date” – Wilson said, a serious look on his face.
House украл, палантин some of his chips and sent him a –go ahead- look.
“Well, Ты do know that Ты can’t ruin this date, right? It’s really important to me.”
“Oh I bet it is. Wilson…“- House let out a heavy sigh – “This woman has Ты eating out of her hands. What’s she going to force Ты to do next? A trip to Hawaii with your friends?” – He paused, and then added with a wolfish smirk – “You know what? That’s actually a pretty neat idea! I begin to like this woman of yours…”
“Her name’s Kelly. Listen…She thinks Ты two have some issues, and I know, I KNOW-“ He raised his tone, when he noticed House was going to interrupt him – “It’s all my fault she thinks that way, I should’ve explained better your situation, but hey, It could be fun! I have no other Друзья to go, at least no one I trust to do this…and Ты being on the influence of money…100 bucks was it?”
“Actually, it was 200. Scared I might win? Don’t Ты try to level down the bet.”
“Whatever, I know that for the money you’ll behave accordingly, but there are some things that money doesn’t explain.”
“Oh yeah, those small green pieces of paper don’t have the power to give Совет yet. They sometimes say: Steal meeeee, Wash meeee – “- House сказал(-а) with a squeaky voice.
Wilson ignored this.
“You really have to be nice with Cuddy. Kelly hopes that this дата gets Ты guys in better terms”
House rolled his eyes. This story was out of control already, and it didn’t even begin.
“I can be nice to Cuddy.”
Wilson laughed.
“Compliment her; send her sweet smiles, DON’T STARE AT HER CHEST all the time!”
House considered this.
“I think 400 bucks will do”
Wilson sighed again, although a smile was on his face.
“House, Ты got my idea, right…? And STOP stealing my chips!”
House украл, палантин the last one and ate it really slowly with his mouth open.
“See, that’s exactly what I don’t want Ты to do tonight.”
“Don’t worry; I guess that on the fancy restaurant you’re taking us they don’t serve chips”
“House!” – Wilson cried, exasperated – “What I meant was that Ты need to discard that attitude of yours of wanting to annoy people in every single moment of your life! Oh boy, why am I doing this, I’ll just tell Cuddy to pick her own дата and make up a story about Ты two breaking up-“
“UhUH! No no, I’ll do it.”
Wilson’s eyebrows rose.
“I could use the money.”
“Right…”
They ended the rest of the meal in silence. House was in deep thought.
Being nice to Cuddy can be fun for a change.
I wonder what she’ll be wearing.
Fancy restaurant fancy dress.
She’ll look gorgeous.
I won’t be able to make nasty Комментарии about it.
Oh, bother.
I’m going to be honest with her for the first time on my life and I’m being payed for it?
How cool is that? I won’t need to explain my good actions, because they’ll all know I’m only doing it on the interest of money. Awesomeness.
Now that Wilson talked to House, the easiest part would be Cuddy.
Wilson found her at the entrance hall talking to the nurse at the desk, so he called her apart.
“Listen, Cuddy, I’m sorry about this whole situation. But thanks for taking it, mainly because it’s House we’re talking about.”
“It’ll be a pain in the ass, yes. But I guess you’d do the same for me.”
“What, going on a double дата with Ты and your boyfriend, taking House as my date? I don’t think so”
Cuddy laughed. They begun heading to the elevator. Silence.
“Don’t worry about it Cuddy, House can do wonders under the effect of money. In fact, it might be fun, Ты know. House being nice to everyone”
“Indeed. I shall take my video camera. Then I can threaten him with it and make him do extra clinic hours.”
Wilson smiled at this idea.
“Thanks, Cuddy. The fact you’re going will be a good support. Please let me know If I do something wrong, I don’t want to lose Kelly”
Cuddy smiled back and squeezed his lower arm.
“No worries. Now, if Ты excuse me, I have some paper work to clean”
They went opposite ways into their respective offices.
By the end of the day, Cuddy was finally rid of the paperwork and sighed in relief, stretching her arms while getting up from the chair she was sitting on for a couple hours.
House watched all this before entering the office in silence.
“Hey” – Cuddy сказал(-а) when she spotted him at the entrance.
“Hi. Do I know you? No? Let’s go on a double дата with this friend of mine tonight then, shall we?”
Cuddy smiled.
“Sounds good. Now, is there something Ты wanted to tell me?”
“Yes. This is actually the first time that I got myself a дата with only one sentence”
She laughed, while getting her пальто from the rack.
“Well, consider it the last one, too.”
House sent her a wolfish smile and asked:
“Sooo, I come pick Ты up by seven?”
Cuddy stared at him in disbelief.
“There’s no way you’re giving me a ride on your bike.”
“Why not?”
“I’ll be wearing a dress.”
Ah. I kind of forgot about that.
“I’ll be picking Ты up at seven.” – Stated Cuddy, putting on her пальто and making her way out of the office.
“Sure thing, boss” – He replied with sarcasm, following her steps. – “I’ll be the one wearing a плеть, стринги and a liana”
