We all probably remember рувим, повторно назначать - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are Ты today?

Reub.: Ты can't drink two jars of applesauce if Ты don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, Ты can make a dog bark faster than a рыба can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think Ты are cute.


Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.

Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.

Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.

Reub.: Does neon спагетти take a сэндвич, бутерброд ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.

Reub.: Ugh, I've got еще pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.

Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double дата with Ты and your friend.

Reub.: Ты don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's густая похлебка, похлебка, чаудер time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.

Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.

Reub.: There's my малина Футбол ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!

Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.