5x04 - iLove Ты

We all probably remember рувим, повторно назначать - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are Ты today?

Reub.: Ты can't drink two jars of applesauce if Ты don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, Ты can make a dog bark faster than a рыба can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think Ты are cute.


Reub.: You've...

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In iSpeed Date, Sam says that Carly needs a дата for the girl's choice dance. Sam tells the world on iCarly that Carly needs a date. Ends up, hundreds of guys Показать up at the groovy smoothie. so, Carly speed dates each guy. In the process, she met Austin.So, Carly ends up with Austin. He looked like a great guy, but he wasn't. He didn't let Carly say anything. Meanwhile, Carly told Sam to go ask Gibby to the dance. Gibby turned Sam down. Which is embarassing since,...