Keep Your Distance

proximity warning object:... planet. landing status:crash. crash survivalbility: 28%. "oh no" i thought to my self, i thought, the only thing i can do,think. i readyed my self to die. then at that moment i thought to my self if i made my own pak i can Редактировать it. then with some metal i found i made a sheid, one that my pak can hold. i supposed it would increase my survability ratings by 30%. then i heard the computer say crash in 10 секунды i looked out the window and saw the pod on fire. hen i got in the sheild. the computer with the most devestating voice ive heard in my life five, four,three,two,...

there i was in a cell. waiting for a rescue that i new wouldn't come how did i end up like this, how. oh now i remember it was on regular день my rage and jealousy was to its max. i envied the tallest so much. i wanted to be the tallest irken and then i thought of a plan. i did some "research" on cell reproduction and understanding with a few "test" heh subjects and found out about a growing injection. well with out starting a zombie apocalypse. then i injected myself with it. one thing i didn't know was that was my worst mistake i have ever made in my entire life. it took a день for the injection...

Setting:Zims base!
Characters:Zim,Gir,Dib,Gaz
Gir:HEHEHEHEHE *messing up zim's base*
Zim:GIR!!!! QUIT IT BEFORE Ты MESS UP SOMETHING ELESE!
Gir:*continues*
Zim:WAIT ГИР THATS THE BODY SWITCHER!!!!!!!!!
ZIM AND GIRS BODYS SWITCH!
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gir in Zim's body:*still messing up the base*
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WILL BE AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE I SWITCH US BACK!Well ГИР because i'm in your body your going to have to be me at "skool" tomorrow.I will be here trying to find away to switch us back.
NEXT DAY!
Gir in Zim's body:*watching tv*
Zim in Gir's body:GIR GO TO...

Dib returned and Blink hugged him. ''Welcome back!'' Blink said, smiling. "How's your head?" Dib asked, hugging her back. ''It's ok. It doesn't really hurt anymore." Blink said, rubbing her bruise. Suddenely Blink couldn't stay awake. It was 3 in the morning and she's been up since 7 am. She fell asleep and Dib carried her into her room. Zim was asleep, when he heard Dib's footsteps. He awoke and opened his door. Dib was lying Blink on her bed. Zim quickly shut his door before Dib saw him. Dib walked into his room and the door shut. The lights turned off, and after 3 или 4 minutes, Zim could...

Zim quickly started to remember that the Dib Child was missing. He began to wonder where he went. He had no idea of what was happening in Irk. In a couple months, he is to find out.

Irk............(The massive)

Dib and Blink spent 5 months playing videogames, watching TV and destroying planets. The most imporant thing was that Blink and Dib enjoyed their time together. Dib sighed. "Blink, we've done all the fun things on Irk. I'm bored." He said, rubbing his eyes. ''Me tooo....'' Blink said, yawning. ''Yah, you're always bored. he, just like me.'' Dib said, standing up. Blink stood up too. Suddenely,...

''Ah! welcome Blink! please, have a сиденье, место, сиденья with your little friend.'' Purple said, gesturing them to two empty сиденье, место, сиденья at the end of the table. Purple sat back down by red at the other end. "Dib I can't see tthem!'' Blink whispered, sighing. ''shh. Listen. He's talking.'' an irken told her, while pointing to a very old looking irken. ''Princess Blink, it's an honor of having Ты home. In all my life I have never met royality besides the tallest themselves. My name is Ferdwink.'' Ferdwink said, sitting back down. ''FEASTING TIME!'' Red said, grabbing a meat leg. ''Go on! I'm sure Ты had eaten some...

lin fell to her knees. '' who am i kidding! ill never be an invader! ida's right im a big disapointment!'' veer just stood there ''master'' lin looked up at her unit who seemed to have an idea. ''why not go down to earth?'' lin was confused. ''earth? is there even such thing as a silly planet?'' veer turned to her master with a blank expression on her face ''i believe so the tallest sent an irken there 5 months назад maybe they can help us.'' lin stood up. ''veer your crazy im not going down to that planet just to bother another irken of thier plans to coquer that world.plus i think they wont...

Heh please don't hate me this is my first IZ fic ^^;
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Zim could only hold his curiosity for so long. ГИР was continuously throwing himself at the floor, pounding his tiny fists into it,and yelling,
before standing up and repeating the process. It looked like he was having a tantrum.

"GIR! What are Ты doing?"

"SHH!" The robot put a finger to his metal lips before hitting the ground again. "I'm attacking the floor! It won't make me a sammich!"

Zims eyes narrowed as he took in what his slave had said. He quickly ignored his S.I.R units actions and began talking....

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