Ты know Ты watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. Ты have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. Ты don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... Ты vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And Ты know exactly what happened to them.
4. Ты pass out meat on Valentine's день instead of candy.
5. Ты talk in third person.
6. Ты block up your chimney on Рождество because Ты fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image Ты can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. Ты check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When Ты get a zit, Ты name it Pustulio and insist...
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